Rose Tyler Writes Fanfiction!

[goldy_dollar]

Title: Serenity, Biscuits, and a Daring Rescue
Disclaimer: Rose Tyler does not own ‘Firefly.’ She is not making any money off this and asks you very nicely not to sue her.
Pairing: Simon/Kaylee
Summary: Rose writes Simon/Kaylee fanfiction while the Doctor (Ten) leans over her should and makes generally obnoxious comments

Comments

[intrikate88]

I feel like I've read this before! Did I? *IS SO CONFUSED*

But this is adorable, and so cute, and I love it. And the commentary on fandom discourse about the showers just totally makes my day. XD

[goldy_dollar]

I feel like I've read this before! Did I? *IS SO CONFUSED*

You did!!! I posted it a while ago on my journal. I've only just now gotten around to cross-posting it here. BECAUSE I AM AWESOME THAT WAY! *G*

I did change some things, though. I swear. It's not a shameless ploy for more comments!

And the commentary on fandom discourse about the showers just totally makes my day. XD

:D :D

There really *aren't* showers on Serenity, though! There isn't!!! Stop writing showers, S/K shippers!

[intrikate88]

Cross-posting! Like cross-pollination but without the allergies! ...yeah, I don't know where I'm going with that either.

There really *aren't* showers on Serenity, though! There isn't!!! Stop writing showers, S/K shippers!

I accidentally wrote a bathroom once and was yelled at by fandom. I think I edited it out eventually. It's not just the S/K shippers that write showers, though, it's freaking everyone.

In a sort of random note: I forget, what are your feelings towards Simon/Kaylee ship?

[goldy_dollar]

I accidentally wrote a bathroom once and was yelled at by fandom.

*pets*

Mal had a toilet in his bunk in the pilot!

But I definitely don't think there were bathrooms capable of leading to enthusiastic shags. (At least in Firefly we can differentiate between what is canon and fanon. I don't even *bother* in Who anymore.)

In a sort of random note: I forget, what are your feelings towards Simon/Kaylee ship?

I'm... ambivalent? I'm not really a shipper, but it's not like I DON'T like them. They don't really seem to know/understand each other very well, and so it's hard for me to imagine them lasting long-term. And I kind of hate how the sex was pasted on at the end of the BDM.

Mal/Inara is very much my ship in Firefly, but S/K fic is just so much easier to poke fun at!

[countrygirl_914]

There really *aren't* showers on Serenity, though! There isn't!!! Stop writing showers, S/K shippers!

*blinks*

Buh? There aren't? I mean, I can kinda understand that, but when when were we told this?

[goldy_dollar]

Well, I kind of took Inara's sponge-bathing in the pilot to be pretty indicative of Serenity's shower capabilities. It's not stated flat out or anything, no, but that's one of those things that I admire because it says so much without being completely obvious about it.