The Ultimate B/J Kiss Study: S3

Apr 01, 2006 03:55

No-one's missed teh B/J kisses, have they?   My mocking muse went wandering.   Probably because pre-Season 3 was the time Randy was swept of his hairy blond feet by his knight with shining swords.   Excuse me while I weep *blows nose and puts tissue on Simon's face in trashcan ( Read more... )

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jackieb78 March 31 2006, 10:10:48 UTC
So here's a question for you: which scene(s) have included foreplay through to orgasm (ie pre-fuck/fuck/post-fuck)? You may be surprised.

I have always lamented the lack of Justin orgasms. Randy didn't get to "O-face" nearly enough to make me happy. Boooooooooooo. Anyway, I know you're right about the lack of full foreplay-to-orgasm complete sex scenes and it hurts me. It hurts me deeply. We should have a support group, really.

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shadownyc March 31 2006, 14:30:07 UTC
I'm trying to think if there were any that truly went from foreplay to orgasm. While I can think of some that were close, I'm having trouble thinking of any that truly go from beginning to end. *ponders*

For example, I know that the finale of 202 is pretty darn close but then we cut to the scarf. And although we see a lot of heat in ep 101 and the beginning of 311, they're still not foreplay to orgasm. 403 is close and 502 skips the foreplay, we join the action in the middle.

Nope, can't think of one truly complete encounter.

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jackieb78 March 31 2006, 14:58:17 UTC
Yup, and chairsex starts well and then goes nicely until we cut to Mikey... boooooo. Hotel sex cuts out, we get the Craig intercut scene midway in and it cuts back out again. The raw discussion is an incomplete scene...

OH! The tractor trailer scene is kind of complete. They start out with the cold-assed blow job and then they DO cut it, but it ends with orgasms.

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teary_eyed2 March 31 2006, 17:03:41 UTC
While I can think of some that were close, I'm having trouble thinking of any that truly go from beginning to end. *ponders*

Keep pondering but I'm pretty sure there's only one (although you kind of have to assume the orgasm). Some people are getting creative with the answers though but don't quite fit the definition given :)

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shadownyc March 31 2006, 17:48:42 UTC
I am totally focused on figuring out which sex goes from foreplay to orgasm (assuming the orgasm).

Here are my nominees:

1. Hotel sex (but to me that fades out prior to the big "O".
2. Ep. 202 - making love for the first time.
3. Ep. 311 - from Trailer (foreplay) through the cigarette in the bed.
4. Ep. 403 - chair sex seemed to get to the point of orgasm.
5. If blow jobs are included, I would add ep. 104 in Mikey's bedroom.

Did I get close? This is actually a lot harder more difficult than I thought it would be. Using my imagination, I realized how often my mind completed the scenes. LOL

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shadownyc March 31 2006, 18:42:47 UTC
To add to my previous nominees, if we assume the orgasm--ep. 513 the final B/J scene goes from foreplay to finish without cuts.

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teary_eyed2 March 31 2006, 21:26:02 UTC
if we assume the orgasm--ep. 513 the final B/J scene goes from foreplay to finish without cuts

*hmmm* *big wink* I think it's safe to assume orgasm occurred since it's unlikely Brian would simply lie still over Justin like that before orgasm :) Of course some would argue they moved from couch to bed but it's still part of the same scene (unlike the trailer-to-loft example)

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shadownyc April 1 2006, 03:47:54 UTC
*pats self on the back* for being totally obsessed with B/J sex that I couldn't let go until I figured it out. LOL

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teary_eyed2 March 31 2006, 21:19:03 UTC
Did I get close?

Close but they're not quite conclusive and I'm not including blowjobs but I'm pretty sure none of them were shown *before* mouth was on and also *after* mouth was off (and I'm only including B/J here). And 311 from trailer to bed is a bit of cheating *lol*

I realized how often my mind completed the scenes

How easy is it to do that? :))))

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msjudi April 1 2006, 09:34:45 UTC
513 did. :D

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teary_eyed2 March 31 2006, 16:58:31 UTC
Randy didn't get to "O-face" nearly enough to make me happy.

I guess he didn't have as much advantage being on bottom (cameras always seemed to zoom in on Gale's 'orgasms') and he certainly didn't exactly receive many blowjobs (where the tally for Brian is pretty darn big when you include tricks).

I think the best sex expressions the camera captured from Randy were 101 and 110 and 302 (but wasn't 512 on the table a fizzle in contrast) and most of the shower scenes. They may not have been of orgasms per se but they still looked hot :)

Anyway, I know you're right about the lack of full foreplay-to-orgasm complete sex scenes and it hurts me. It hurts me deeply. We should have a support group, really.

I think it was obviously some artistic statement to start or cut mid scene. But, yes, phooey. *emails invites to the support group*

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epicallytired March 31 2006, 19:15:36 UTC
i'd join...where's my invite?

cause dammit... we got to see waaay too much lesbian sex... they could have cut all of that if it was a time constraint issue.

of course as far as time contraints...they could have cut out all of the "see the light" story line, and the bike ride, and most of season five could have been a fond farewell with nothing but b/j hot sex, and if they'd done that enough then mel and lindz would never have had the chance to even mention toronto...

yeah, more b/j g/r sex would have cured everything.

i'm convinced of it.

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teary_eyed2 March 31 2006, 21:31:37 UTC
i'd join...where's my invite?

I'm not sure how long snail mail will take *heh*

of course as far as time contraints...they could have cut out all of the "see the light" story line, and the bike ride, and most of season five could have been a fond farewell with nothing but b/j hot sex, and if they'd done that enough then mel and lindz would never have had the chance to even mention toronto...

*snickers*

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