The Ultimate B/J Kiss Study: S3
No-one's missed teh B/J kisses, have they? My mocking muse went wandering. Probably because pre-Season 3 was the time Randy was swept of his hairy blond feet by his knight with shining swords. Excuse me while I weep *blows nose and puts tissue on Simon's face in trashcan*
Oh, if anyone needs a B/J kiss refresher, you can work your way backwards from here.
So, when did Randy (or Gale) start to suck? And not in a pos--well, you know the rest.
OK, let's observe what may have changed over the next 3 seasons, taking into account the significant reduction of episodes. Also, why is it that the official S3 DVDs' picture quality has more grain in it than bircher muesli? *masturbicates*
Yum, ice cream beautifully parted lips.
Damn, what a lost tongue opportunity! But at least we got better hair than S1 ice-cream kisses (only a caesar cut could possibly be worse or a buzz cut! *snickers*)
This makes up for it - another lick nip suck. I wonder if Randy managed to get any of Gale's nipple hairs in his mouth. Where are those sex tapes bloopers?!!
Please do not adjust your set monitor. Even out-of-focus kisses count in this picspam.
Even Gale's underwear imprints count in this picspam *hee* He certainly wasn't wearing boxer shorts that day!
I just love the way Randy's fingers sit in the hollow of Gale's cheek *sigh*
I this this is a shoulder/arm kiss (well, we need all the kisses we can get from now on). And for those who remember my CSI of this (which Photobucket believed genuine enough to delete *snort*), this new evidence shows it to be the fold of Randy's stomach after all ;) But where in the heck does he tuck that thing! This is not one of tamalinn's Simspams where dicks either defy gravity or erections somehow point backwards :b
And then there's a long wait between drinks kisses until ...
"Try standing up for yourself. Have some balls!" But Justin takes Brian's mouth instead. No teabagging here *pouts*
Here's Justin's one-handed grip behind Brian's head (rather than lower on the neck) when he initiates/controls the kisses. Another example was 208.
But Justin takes his hand off during the suck-away to make sure Brian's left wanting.
That look between them and Brian's lip bite. He's so annoyed hot and bothered :)))
Before we get to the *drumroll* reunion kissing, I have to point out that fluttering eyelash foreplay they both do first.
"And I know what I can expect from you." *this has been a really long day - my eyes feel so sleepy*
"You also understand that you'll be required to work long ... hard hours, sometimes *inhales audibly* deep into the night." *if I can stay awake that long*
Ok, so the eyelash flirting doesn't quite work in caps but you get the gist :p
"Well then, you can start immediately." I love Justin's feet on the desk vs Brian's armfold.
Notice how it was Justin who initiated the kiss while Brian was still sitting on the desk :)
Just a gratuitous Gale!tongue/Randy!smile-while-fooling-around shot.
Gale tends to place his hand behind the curve of Randy's neck - I guess his head's too big too get a nice grip on *smiles innocently*
I find it fascinating how Randy's and Gale's hand placement are rather different while kissing. Note how Randy's thumb tends to stay close/parallel to his fingers which are usually placed towards the back of Gale's head.
Look ma, no hands! Although I like to assume they're being used to stroke cocks unbutton/unzip pants :)
Could their bare shoulders be any more sensual?
I think there's a kiss in there somewhere *smirk*. Note to 'Cowpooboy' McDonald: blur-and-nostril cam shots are not art, just fartsy.
And, no, I didn't count myopic kisses in my tally because I don't have special prescription glasses.
STKC: 8 (approx)
Time to Cha Cha. We didn't get too many adam's apple kisses, did we?
And if you can stop smiling from this off-the-mark kiss for a moment, you'll notice how Gale's thumb is nearly always on or close to Randy's cheek, ear or chin while his fingers tend to be mostly on the side of his neck than holding the back of it.
This scene may not have had the hottest of dance-floor kisses but they were so blissfully sweet.
It wasn't often we saw Randy in a sleeveless shirt. But I guess he doesn't quite have the arms of Gale ;)
And there's one of Gale's rare forehead kisses. I'll list the stats for all body kisses when I do S5 to give you some incentive to stick around.
They just can't center those lips properly, can they? But by god it's cute and Gale's chin fits so well into Randy's groove! *wicked grin*
Sorry, but blowjobs don't count as kisses even if lips are involved, so these will just have to do.
Another kiss which was not quite seen but was heard.
Brian - ever the business man - just had to keep that stupid 11 o'cock appointment :| But how smarmy and secure Justin looked back then.
Ok, keep moving - no snowballing to see here. But their smirky kiss is so cute. Although I normally want to see Gale's bare hands, having them in leather to match his jacket is still hot!
I love the wrist hold by Brian while kissing. I guess Brian's either not risking getting any glue on that leather jacket or he's preparing to tango - under the covers later on :)
I think it's funny the way Justin's hat stick up off his head while Brian's hair almost does the same :D
And the scene which has the line that launched a thousand sucks in fandom.
I guess the main advantage of their zig-zag liplock (with Gale's lips on top) is that it helps avoid a nose crush/chin knock when faces aren't tilted. It's very yin/yang as one of Gio's icons reminded me ♥
If a kiss must be obscured, then it's better that it be Gale's arm that's in the way.
"Aahh-mazing." Although it's barely on Randy's lips, I still think it's one of the yummiest kisses ever. Ok, it probably also had something to do with Gale's teeny erect nipples and Randy's fluffy hair and the big, silly grins from both at the end of it :p
Yet another kiss heard but not seen *sigh* but by gee that bed looks inviting from that angle (admittedly the men in it make it all the more enticing).
And this is my all time favorite "love" scene. It pretty much had it all. Except tongue. But the tongue is a rather mythical beast in B/J land and only comes out to tease on v. rare occasions anyway. Maybe it should be called the Lochness Tonguester.
I always love the way their lips seem to hang on as a kiss ends.
Note Randy's thumb being parallel to his fingers when he places his hand on Gale's neck.
Was there ever a better undressing scene than this one? That's meant to be a rhetorical question but if you have another favorite, let me know.
Unbuttoning his cuffs while kissing. Is there something this man can't do? Oh, yeah, dance well without Justin pressed up against him *smirk*
Randy tends to have a rather soft hold around Gale most of the time. I guess he was told to loosen his grip after the hand imprints he left in the tearful hug of 121 ;)
No deep knee bends here from Gale so we get a nice look at their crotch height difference.
Now here's Gale's thumb position which nearly always forms an 'L' shape when his hand on Randy's neck like this. Why does the word erect also pop into my mind? *shakes head*
I think this was the only time we saw Gale kiss Randy's head on his hair :)
An oft iconed shot.
And the most beautiful navel kiss ever! Especially with Randy playing with Gale's hair (look at the hair in his right fist) *thud*
And this shows basically a bulge in Randy's tighty blackies. Well, if I had Gale's face and lips that close to my groin, I would have a hard on (if I had a penis that is)!
One more shot with Gale's lips in full view *bites lip*
Is there a more beautiful and sensual back? I guess that's why Randy's became more careful in not roughing it up on screen!
Best floorplay ever!
Who knew that futon cushions could be so fucking sexy?
There's no kiss but I'm not crazy enough to leave out the csock pull. And that body.
Damn those girdle-like black boxer shorts. Although I love their matching black underwear, I just wish they weren't so, um, camouflaging when viewed, well, head-on.
But that forefootplay was so v.v. hot!
Has there ever been a sexier straddle kiss?
Notice how it would have been easy from the shot above for Gale to lie on Randy off-center but instead they positioned themselves groin-to-groin when it *cough* came to the final kiss.
I just had to catch Randy's smile during the rumpy pumpy action, along with Gale kissing his jaw :D
STKC: 24 (approx)
It's just a pity scene was interleaved with the Vance and Stockwell discussion and ended with anus interruptus. Has everyone noticed that very few B/J sex scenes are truly complete? They're usually either cut to or are faded out from while mid action. So here's a question for you: which scene(s) have included foreplay through to orgasm (ie pre-fuck/fuck/post-fuck)? You may be surprised.
How adorable (and hot) are Justin in black pea-coat and Brian in black shirt - and kissing?
But they're even hotter when they take them off ;) Side note: In Australia there's a blue-tongued lizard; in the US there's a blue-tongued Kinney.
Now you can see their different thumb positions in the same shot. Not that you're really paying attention to that right now *smiles*
*ahem* Everyone can put their hand back on the mouse now.
Considering how they're not using their hands here, I have to wonder who's messing up their hair so it sticks out at the back like that? I guess something happened during a bathroom break :p
I think the hoodie and the fugly sweater vest make an odd but cute couple.
We may not see actual lip action but Gale's fingers under/in that hair is a nice compromise! And that's my favorite Brian sweater of all time *cuddles* - I think someone on my FList owns it now and may indeed live close by. Pity Gale isn't in it or I'd seriously consider kidnapping.
''
"Some asshole told me that if you believe in something strong enough, you have to be willing to sacrifice everything." If we could get more gorgeous scenes like this, I'd be willing to sacrifice my firstborn a cow and a lip. Oh, we finally have an opportunity to see if Randy top lips again. Don't you just love Gale's hair!erection?
Randy has such beautiful, long locks while Gale has such beautiful, long fingers. And nothing like a bottom lip splayed into Gale's chin. Sorry, no Randy lip topping while on top this time.
The kiss was adorable but it was the rocking hug that followed it that made me really go weak at the knees.
Finally Rageian mind-control happy kisses to end the season. And Randy gets the upper hand step advantage!
He gets to lip top! ♥
Everybody go *aaaaww*. It was a very warm and fuzzy shaggy season for B/J kissing. I hope no-one missed whatshisname or I'll send you a dead chinrat.
Ok, you can stop taking notes and get ready to enjoy the upcoming weekend. But before you go, that reminds me of a story to break any work drudgery ...
The other day a co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer.
He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now as we were rushing to a meeting, just put a note on the printer telling people not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.
So he grabbed a piece of paper and quickly scrawled a message on it on it.
I left before he finished the note.
About 20 minutes later, one of my colleagues comes in laughing and says she was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.
Attached is what she found.
The moral of the story: sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to!
Oh, if anyone needs a B/J kiss refresher, you can work your way backwards from here.
So, when did Randy (or Gale) start to suck? And not in a pos--well, you know the rest.
OK, let's observe what may have changed over the next 3 seasons, taking into account the significant reduction of episodes. Also, why is it that the official S3 DVDs' picture quality has more grain in it than bircher muesli? *masturbicates*
Yum, ice cream beautifully parted lips.
Damn, what a lost tongue opportunity! But at least we got better hair than S1 ice-cream kisses (only a caesar cut could possibly be worse or a buzz cut! *snickers*)
This makes up for it - another lick nip suck. I wonder if Randy managed to get any of Gale's nipple hairs in his mouth. Where are those sex tapes bloopers?!!
Please do not adjust your set monitor. Even out-of-focus kisses count in this picspam.
Even Gale's underwear imprints count in this picspam *hee* He certainly wasn't wearing boxer shorts that day!
I just love the way Randy's fingers sit in the hollow of Gale's cheek *sigh*
I this this is a shoulder/arm kiss (well, we need all the kisses we can get from now on). And for those who remember my CSI of this (which Photobucket believed genuine enough to delete *snort*), this new evidence shows it to be the fold of Randy's stomach after all ;) But where in the heck does he tuck that thing! This is not one of tamalinn's Simspams where dicks either defy gravity or erections somehow point backwards :b
And then there's a long wait between drinks kisses until ...
"Try standing up for yourself. Have some balls!" But Justin takes Brian's mouth instead. No teabagging here *pouts*
Here's Justin's one-handed grip behind Brian's head (rather than lower on the neck) when he initiates/controls the kisses. Another example was 208.
But Justin takes his hand off during the suck-away to make sure Brian's left wanting.
That look between them and Brian's lip bite. He's so annoyed hot and bothered :)))
Before we get to the *drumroll* reunion kissing, I have to point out that fluttering eyelash foreplay they both do first.
"And I know what I can expect from you." *this has been a really long day - my eyes feel so sleepy*
"You also understand that you'll be required to work long ... hard hours, sometimes *inhales audibly* deep into the night." *if I can stay awake that long*
Ok, so the eyelash flirting doesn't quite work in caps but you get the gist :p
"Well then, you can start immediately." I love Justin's feet on the desk vs Brian's armfold.
Notice how it was Justin who initiated the kiss while Brian was still sitting on the desk :)
Just a gratuitous Gale!tongue/Randy!smile-while-fooling-around shot.
Gale tends to place his hand behind the curve of Randy's neck - I guess his head's too big too get a nice grip on *smiles innocently*
I find it fascinating how Randy's and Gale's hand placement are rather different while kissing. Note how Randy's thumb tends to stay close/parallel to his fingers which are usually placed towards the back of Gale's head.
Look ma, no hands! Although I like to assume they're being used to stroke cocks unbutton/unzip pants :)
Could their bare shoulders be any more sensual?
I think there's a kiss in there somewhere *smirk*. Note to 'Cowpooboy' McDonald: blur-and-nostril cam shots are not art, just fartsy.
And, no, I didn't count myopic kisses in my tally because I don't have special prescription glasses.
STKC: 8 (approx)
Time to Cha Cha. We didn't get too many adam's apple kisses, did we?
And if you can stop smiling from this off-the-mark kiss for a moment, you'll notice how Gale's thumb is nearly always on or close to Randy's cheek, ear or chin while his fingers tend to be mostly on the side of his neck than holding the back of it.
This scene may not have had the hottest of dance-floor kisses but they were so blissfully sweet.
It wasn't often we saw Randy in a sleeveless shirt. But I guess he doesn't quite have the arms of Gale ;)
And there's one of Gale's rare forehead kisses. I'll list the stats for all body kisses when I do S5 to give you some incentive to stick around.
They just can't center those lips properly, can they? But by god it's cute and Gale's chin fits so well into Randy's groove! *wicked grin*
Sorry, but blowjobs don't count as kisses even if lips are involved, so these will just have to do.
Another kiss which was not quite seen but was heard.
Brian - ever the business man - just had to keep that stupid 11 o'cock appointment :| But how smarmy and secure Justin looked back then.
Ok, keep moving - no snowballing to see here. But their smirky kiss is so cute. Although I normally want to see Gale's bare hands, having them in leather to match his jacket is still hot!
I love the wrist hold by Brian while kissing. I guess Brian's either not risking getting any glue on that leather jacket or he's preparing to tango - under the covers later on :)
I think it's funny the way Justin's hat stick up off his head while Brian's hair almost does the same :D
And the scene which has the line that launched a thousand sucks in fandom.
I guess the main advantage of their zig-zag liplock (with Gale's lips on top) is that it helps avoid a nose crush/chin knock when faces aren't tilted. It's very yin/yang as one of Gio's icons reminded me ♥
If a kiss must be obscured, then it's better that it be Gale's arm that's in the way.
"Aahh-mazing." Although it's barely on Randy's lips, I still think it's one of the yummiest kisses ever. Ok, it probably also had something to do with Gale's teeny erect nipples and Randy's fluffy hair and the big, silly grins from both at the end of it :p
Yet another kiss heard but not seen *sigh* but by gee that bed looks inviting from that angle (admittedly the men in it make it all the more enticing).
And this is my all time favorite "love" scene. It pretty much had it all. Except tongue. But the tongue is a rather mythical beast in B/J land and only comes out to tease on v. rare occasions anyway. Maybe it should be called the Lochness Tonguester.
I always love the way their lips seem to hang on as a kiss ends.
Note Randy's thumb being parallel to his fingers when he places his hand on Gale's neck.
Was there ever a better undressing scene than this one? That's meant to be a rhetorical question but if you have another favorite, let me know.
Unbuttoning his cuffs while kissing. Is there something this man can't do? Oh, yeah, dance well without Justin pressed up against him *smirk*
Randy tends to have a rather soft hold around Gale most of the time. I guess he was told to loosen his grip after the hand imprints he left in the tearful hug of 121 ;)
No deep knee bends here from Gale so we get a nice look at their crotch height difference.
Now here's Gale's thumb position which nearly always forms an 'L' shape when his hand on Randy's neck like this. Why does the word erect also pop into my mind? *shakes head*
I think this was the only time we saw Gale kiss Randy's head on his hair :)
An oft iconed shot.
And the most beautiful navel kiss ever! Especially with Randy playing with Gale's hair (look at the hair in his right fist) *thud*
And this shows basically a bulge in Randy's tighty blackies. Well, if I had Gale's face and lips that close to my groin, I would have a hard on (if I had a penis that is)!
One more shot with Gale's lips in full view *bites lip*
Is there a more beautiful and sensual back? I guess that's why Randy's became more careful in not roughing it up on screen!
Best floorplay ever!
Who knew that futon cushions could be so fucking sexy?
There's no kiss but I'm not crazy enough to leave out the csock pull. And that body.
Damn those girdle-like black boxer shorts. Although I love their matching black underwear, I just wish they weren't so, um, camouflaging when viewed, well, head-on.
But that forefootplay was so v.v. hot!
Has there ever been a sexier straddle kiss?
Notice how it would have been easy from the shot above for Gale to lie on Randy off-center but instead they positioned themselves groin-to-groin when it *cough* came to the final kiss.
I just had to catch Randy's smile during the rumpy pumpy action, along with Gale kissing his jaw :D
STKC: 24 (approx)
It's just a pity scene was interleaved with the Vance and Stockwell discussion and ended with anus interruptus. Has everyone noticed that very few B/J sex scenes are truly complete? They're usually either cut to or are faded out from while mid action. So here's a question for you: which scene(s) have included foreplay through to orgasm (ie pre-fuck/fuck/post-fuck)? You may be surprised.
How adorable (and hot) are Justin in black pea-coat and Brian in black shirt - and kissing?
But they're even hotter when they take them off ;) Side note: In Australia there's a blue-tongued lizard; in the US there's a blue-tongued Kinney.
Now you can see their different thumb positions in the same shot. Not that you're really paying attention to that right now *smiles*
*ahem* Everyone can put their hand back on the mouse now.
Considering how they're not using their hands here, I have to wonder who's messing up their hair so it sticks out at the back like that? I guess something happened during a bathroom break :p
I think the hoodie and the fugly sweater vest make an odd but cute couple.
We may not see actual lip action but Gale's fingers under/in that hair is a nice compromise! And that's my favorite Brian sweater of all time *cuddles* - I think someone on my FList owns it now and may indeed live close by. Pity Gale isn't in it or I'd seriously consider kidnapping.
''
"Some asshole told me that if you believe in something strong enough, you have to be willing to sacrifice everything." If we could get more gorgeous scenes like this, I'd be willing to sacrifice my firstborn a cow and a lip. Oh, we finally have an opportunity to see if Randy top lips again. Don't you just love Gale's hair!erection?
Randy has such beautiful, long locks while Gale has such beautiful, long fingers. And nothing like a bottom lip splayed into Gale's chin. Sorry, no Randy lip topping while on top this time.
The kiss was adorable but it was the rocking hug that followed it that made me really go weak at the knees.
Finally Rageian mind-control happy kisses to end the season. And Randy gets the upper hand step advantage!
He gets to lip top! ♥
Everybody go *aaaaww*. It was a very warm and fuzzy shaggy season for B/J kissing. I hope no-one missed whatshisname or I'll send you a dead chinrat.
Ok, you can stop taking notes and get ready to enjoy the upcoming weekend. But before you go, that reminds me of a story to break any work drudgery ...
The other day a co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer.
He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now as we were rushing to a meeting, just put a note on the printer telling people not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.
So he grabbed a piece of paper and quickly scrawled a message on it on it.
I left before he finished the note.
About 20 minutes later, one of my colleagues comes in laughing and says she was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.
Attached is what she found.
The moral of the story: sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to!