[So who has two thumbs and is hanging out on a random tree branch? THIS GUY.

In the middle of the night.

With a freshly opened bottle of...what can safely be assumed is booze.

Oh, Renji...]So! It's the new year or some shit. An' I haven't talked on this thing for a while, but that ain't important. What is is that if anyone's bored, you ( Read more... )

[Have a slightly nervous Renji, one arm going to the back of his neck to scratch distractedly.]

Yeah, so uh. I kinda went missing at the end of the month. Not really sure what happened, but I wanna apologize to anyone I worried.

[He looks away for a second.]

So yeah. Sorry 'bout that.

...How the hell have I kept this damn room this clean for three fuckin' days.

[Language? Check.

Annoyed look? Check.

Hair back up in that pineapple spiky ponytail? Check ( Read more... )

[Señor Pineapple is leaning against a tree trunk, sunlight filtering through the branches above him. Seems even Shinigami need some quality outdoors time.]So I know there's at least two of us sorry guinea pigs who haven't come down with a case of forgetfulness, but is there anyone else? We need a bigger club ( Read more... )

Well ain't this weather just beautiful?

[Almost as if on cue, a roll of thunder can be heard in the distance while Renji looks out the window, rain pouring down the glass.]Right, so is it normal here to go on insane rampages and kill people? 'Cause if it is, that just ain't gonna fly. I like a good fight as much as the next guy, but there comes ( Read more... )

[When the feed opens up, it shows…the sky. Well, that’s fascinating, except it gets old after a few seconds, though if one were to keep listening, they’d hear labored breathing nearby, accompanied by the occasional choked-out curse.]

F-Fuck...did I pass out?

[And that cough? Sounds painful.]...Shit. Ishida! Where are you? Pesche ( Read more... )