did you ever see a Jedi?

May 25, 2005 05:19


Yes, I know what time it is. Yes, I am also aware that there are nice hotels with soft walls and funky jackets for people like me.

And if you still haven't seen Revenge of the Sith...there are spoilers.


Here's a Jedi
There's a Jedi
And another little Jedi
Fuzzy Jedi
Funny Jedi
Jedi Jedi Sith.

Jedi Jedi
Jar Jar Jedi
Ani Obi Padme Jedi
Jedi Jedi Grievous Jedi
Jedi Jedi Sith

I was once Aayla
That I guarantee
But I never saw the way
The troopers turned on me
I thought all the Sith were dead
But they have returned
Anakin was one of them
And Obi let him burn

Did you ever see a Jedi
Kiss a Jedi on a Jedi
Jedi's Jedi tastes of Jedi
Jedi Jedi Sith

Half a Jedi
Twice the Jedi
Not a Jedi Wookiee Jedi
Jedi on a ship
A Fett a Jedi Jedi Sith

Is that how it's told now?
Is there any hope?
Is it in a lava pit?
Palpy is the Pope
Padme croaked while having twins
That apprentice died
Time for me to retire now
And commune with Qui.

The scary thing is, I can actually see a flash video playing in my head. Anybody got some screencaps and a decent animation program?

And if you've no idea whatsoever what I am talking about, then allow me to direct you to The Llama Song, and also The Sawyer Song for good measure. Be sure to turn the volume waaaay up in order to drive your friends, families, and coworkers absolutely insane.

llamas, star wars

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