Har har!
I believe that in my life I've never laughed so hard at someone's hotornot profile until this very day. Two. TWO gems that would like to meet me. (Pppph.) The first one is a scary looking fellow that has a five o'clock shadow going on all over his head. He says, "Hey everybody, my name is Scott. I still live in my parents basement, but that's ok, I'm saving money in order to build my supercomputer sex robot, just kidding. I listen to metal music and participate in vampire roleplaying games on weekends." Really..I don't know what to think of that. How much is he lying or joking and how much is real? I think he actually listens to metal music, and probably lives with his parents, but..
Anyway, the better one is the second one. He's a motorcycle, according to his picture. He entices the ladies by brutal honesty. He says, "why lie and say I like long walks on the beach? I'm a horndog and all I want to do is bang you like a screen door in a hurricane......" I'm pretty sure he doesn't have sexual relations with screen doors in inclement weather, but you never know. You know what though? I think that's the most creative pickup line I've ever heard of.
Also, I remember why I stopped punching people and things when I was drunk. It hurts. And I bruise even more easily when I'm drunk. And my hand swells beautifully, making two of my knuckles look like they've become one. It's mean too, and as a general rule I kind of don't like mean things.
Anyway, the better one is the second one. He's a motorcycle, according to his picture. He entices the ladies by brutal honesty. He says, "why lie and say I like long walks on the beach? I'm a horndog and all I want to do is bang you like a screen door in a hurricane......" I'm pretty sure he doesn't have sexual relations with screen doors in inclement weather, but you never know. You know what though? I think that's the most creative pickup line I've ever heard of.
Also, I remember why I stopped punching people and things when I was drunk. It hurts. And I bruise even more easily when I'm drunk. And my hand swells beautifully, making two of my knuckles look like they've become one. It's mean too, and as a general rule I kind of don't like mean things.