Here's to a snow day..
Please please snow!!! All night long!!! It would be so delightful if I didn't have to go to class tomorrow. If it snows, and my class is cancelled, then I could go to my work potluck party AND the Banff Mountain Film Festival. Seeing as the snow that was TOTALLY happening four hours ago has stopped long since and was never sticking in the first place...I can only hope that it snows pooploads wherever my prof is from. :)
Stupid stupid paper. I'm almost done, but I'm starting to do that, "wait, but I really don't care anymore" thing. I mean really. For the next two weeks all I have to do is finish this one paper, give a presentation, fill out some paperwork, and take a final. Oh gee, how will I ever survive?
Sarah's asleep now and she took Rhebus Rufus Rudolfo with her. Now it is just me and it is so lonely to be as awake and bored as I am. My Mom called today. As a secondary purpose to her call (the primary having to do with my sister's bank account), she inquired about some graphic pornography Sarah and I have posted in our hallway. UH. "What's with those pictures? Did Sarah take those pictures? That backpacker looks an awful lot like someone I know.." Who, Mom, who? "Colin. What's going on there?" Oh shit THOSE pictures!!!! "Mom, that's a story for another time..you said you just had a quick question about banking stuff. I have to go write a paper that's due tomorrow." "Well. To be continued then." Colin? My Mom knows what your butt looks like. As if you weren't weirded out before, how is that now? That's probably like the closest thing to porn my Mom has seen. High five, you're her first super softcore porn sighting. I don't mean that to mean your butt is extra squishy. I mean the picture is extra tame since it's your butt and no genitalia. UHHH I have to go finish my paper.
Stupid stupid paper. I'm almost done, but I'm starting to do that, "wait, but I really don't care anymore" thing. I mean really. For the next two weeks all I have to do is finish this one paper, give a presentation, fill out some paperwork, and take a final. Oh gee, how will I ever survive?
Sarah's asleep now and she took Rhebus Rufus Rudolfo with her. Now it is just me and it is so lonely to be as awake and bored as I am. My Mom called today. As a secondary purpose to her call (the primary having to do with my sister's bank account), she inquired about some graphic pornography Sarah and I have posted in our hallway. UH. "What's with those pictures? Did Sarah take those pictures? That backpacker looks an awful lot like someone I know.." Who, Mom, who? "Colin. What's going on there?" Oh shit THOSE pictures!!!! "Mom, that's a story for another time..you said you just had a quick question about banking stuff. I have to go write a paper that's due tomorrow." "Well. To be continued then." Colin? My Mom knows what your butt looks like. As if you weren't weirded out before, how is that now? That's probably like the closest thing to porn my Mom has seen. High five, you're her first super softcore porn sighting. I don't mean that to mean your butt is extra squishy. I mean the picture is extra tame since it's your butt and no genitalia. UHHH I have to go finish my paper.