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This week has been good and bad. I was riding my bike to work and a low overhanging tree branch somehow ripped out one of my ear rings. I lost the plug and had had to macguyver a piece of plastic i found at work into a new plug until i got home so as to not let the hole close. The bearings in my bike's front wheel seized up and now my bike is useless. I've never even seen that happen before. It's a cursed bike. I helped my boss move saturday and he gave me $160. Crazy rich people. Also they stuffed me full of steak and beer and tequilla. I listened to a lot of ranchero music. It all sounds to me like Zuckerman's Famous Pig from Charolette's Web. I think It's the horns. Both of my boss's houses were really nice. Moving wasn't very hard except for moving these. 
I want to kill the man that designed a house with the laundry room on the SECOND floor. We had to push those fuckers up steps. Whenever i drink the first thing to go is my depth perception and i keep chinking my teeth with bottles. I used "chink" as a verb and not a noun so i don't want to hear about it leesha, this letter isn't to you.
I went shopping for myself since this was money that i hadn't budgetted for and things are looking financially up. I couldn't find any of the books i wanted at borders and without my bike i couldn't get to bookmaster's to get the books i picked out last week. Sad times.
But i did manage to find 2 pairs of pants that i really like. Bringing my pants total up to 4 pairs including my work pants and ripped up jeans. I want to get a new pair of camo pants when i stop in ohio.
It's so hard taking a picture of pants you are wearing.
This is the other pair.
$80 all together.
Yes i beat up a mexican spaniard and stole his forearms. I hate tanning.
I went to goodwill and found 2 psuedo-science/jew conspiracy theory tapes. I haven't watched them yet but it should be great fun.
You should all look up your birthday wikipedia. MY birthday turns out to be new year's eve on the Julian calendar. All of the cool kids had planets and moons discovered on thier birthday. I also share my birthday with Orlando Bloom and William Hung. That would make the best man-on-man porno.
This update sucks. I was looking forward to it all week but now I just can't think and don't really feel like doing this.
There are only 2 weks left until i leave. I'm very excited and very nervous. I hope I don't get pulled over and I really hope my car doesn't break down. I would be so screwed if it did.
I want to kill the man that designed a house with the laundry room on the SECOND floor. We had to push those fuckers up steps. Whenever i drink the first thing to go is my depth perception and i keep chinking my teeth with bottles. I used "chink" as a verb and not a noun so i don't want to hear about it leesha, this letter isn't to you.
I went shopping for myself since this was money that i hadn't budgetted for and things are looking financially up. I couldn't find any of the books i wanted at borders and without my bike i couldn't get to bookmaster's to get the books i picked out last week. Sad times.
But i did manage to find 2 pairs of pants that i really like. Bringing my pants total up to 4 pairs including my work pants and ripped up jeans. I want to get a new pair of camo pants when i stop in ohio.
It's so hard taking a picture of pants you are wearing.
This is the other pair.
$80 all together.
Yes i beat up a mexican spaniard and stole his forearms. I hate tanning.
I went to goodwill and found 2 psuedo-science/jew conspiracy theory tapes. I haven't watched them yet but it should be great fun.
You should all look up your birthday wikipedia. MY birthday turns out to be new year's eve on the Julian calendar. All of the cool kids had planets and moons discovered on thier birthday. I also share my birthday with Orlando Bloom and William Hung. That would make the best man-on-man porno.
This update sucks. I was looking forward to it all week but now I just can't think and don't really feel like doing this.
There are only 2 weks left until i leave. I'm very excited and very nervous. I hope I don't get pulled over and I really hope my car doesn't break down. I would be so screwed if it did.