Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I didn't flush (-1 points). In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I gave
stripedsweaters a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In June I bought porn for
clarejosephine (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-21 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
TeacupxTrauma
Really dude? I do NOT approve~!
And shouldn't buying porn for a friend be considered a kind thing to do? I mean if they asked for it...