I went out shopping with some friends.  When I got downtown to Michigan Avenue, I discovered a ruined cityscape littered with the burnt-out husks of cars, chunks of concrete fallen from smashed buildings, and an overturned bus.  Then I ran into a bloodied and battered Sam Witwicky.

And that's seriously how I learned they were filming the third ( Read more... )

I have had a long, shitty day filled with grueling, shitty work and I'm ridiculously exhausted.  Five minutes ago, I finished up everything and decided to take a nap.  I stumbled over to the bed, gave up half-way and face-planted the shaggy carpet in my room.  After a few seconds of staring at the floor, I thought to myself, This carpet is getting ( Read more... )

Since I can't embed this for some reason, here's a link to an educational youtube video.  Worksafe, although completely cracktastic.
Oh, the warm fuzzies, they fill my heart.

www.cracked.com/article_17341_5-terrifying-bastardizations-wikipedia-model.html

Man, how come my middle school history classes never covered that time during WWII when a group of powerful British witches came together to thwart Hitler's conquest of England?  American schools never teach anything right.