A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork ( Read more... )

Joke.....
Police officer: "You think its easy to be a police man? You see that scar on my face.Knife wound 1965".

Friend lifts up my shirt,shows my stomach and says" Dude you see those stretch marks? Donuts 1996 ".

LOL!!!