coconuts n christmas trees.
so yesterday i got to wrap xmas gifts. usually its a chore and i hate it like i hate screaming children but this year it was a treat and i actually put my back into it. i wrapped for people (and dogs) i didnt know but cant a girl pretend? so heaths getting a bottle of JackDaniels and dog biscuits, umm some Mecca hair texturizing balm and a lipstick pen for my dad, etc. and so on and so forth. seeing them all wrapped up is the best part anyway. imagining what could be in the boxes is generally always better than whats actually in the box. or maybe thats just me being greedy and spoiled? so i wrapped xmas gifts then went outside and got sunburnt. well somebodys gotta do it right?
tomorrows the big last day with my estranged family before flying to fiji. somewhere inbetween now n then is the beach (though i gotta tell ya, the beach is just me being polite. i actually really dont LIKE the beach. its boring and you get sand in crevasses of your body that you never even knew existed, id much rather be lying by the pool.) and then maybe if im a good girl we'll go to FunWorld (pleasepleaseplease). i dont think i can be truly happy unless im flying through space at some crazy speed. and then theres the AQUARIUM, uhhh. this is worse than the beach! i just dont have the patience for billions of fish down thousands of hallways. or maybe thats just me being greedy and spoiled?
12 days til home. most people dont think im coming home til jan 7th. really the only reason for this was so i could scare the shit out of my parents when i walk through the front door but now im suriously considering just camping out in my room til the 7th. im not ready to face the real world, dont make me!
tomorrows the big last day with my estranged family before flying to fiji. somewhere inbetween now n then is the beach (though i gotta tell ya, the beach is just me being polite. i actually really dont LIKE the beach. its boring and you get sand in crevasses of your body that you never even knew existed, id much rather be lying by the pool.) and then maybe if im a good girl we'll go to FunWorld (pleasepleaseplease). i dont think i can be truly happy unless im flying through space at some crazy speed. and then theres the AQUARIUM, uhhh. this is worse than the beach! i just dont have the patience for billions of fish down thousands of hallways. or maybe thats just me being greedy and spoiled?
12 days til home. most people dont think im coming home til jan 7th. really the only reason for this was so i could scare the shit out of my parents when i walk through the front door but now im suriously considering just camping out in my room til the 7th. im not ready to face the real world, dont make me!