Today, the brochure stand sign said "Take One". I took two. MLIA.

[taynotsoswift]

So you know how theres that 'F my Life' site? Well, there is also an 'My Life Is Average' site. It's more amusing, if you ask me.

~Today, I felt adventurous, so I ran with scissors. No one died. MLIA

~Today, I went to Lowes to buy bird seed. We did not build something together. MLIA

~Today I thought it would be fun to sign up for MTV's The Real

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[peenkston]

~today, i twisted up three rubber bands into a coil and pulled on each side. I placed said coil against Prokop's hair and let it go so that it would bunch up and pull a fuckton of his hair in the process. MLIA

[prokopp]

that so didn't hurt.

[peenkston]

oh no, not at all. which is why you screamed like that chick with bad hair who found out she was going to the rock camp and then tried to swat at me like an 8 year old whose brother wont stop pulling her fucking hair and then stormed into the bathroom like that nerdy band kid at school who listens to only marilyn manson when the jocks turn his name into something fairyish and faggotlike and stand around chanting it at him.

no way it could have hurt at all.

[demlovato]

:|

[seeelenuh]

lol that FML site is lame anyway. I like this one way better. "Facebook recommended some people I might know. I didn't know them. MLIA" lololol

[Private]
YES I AM ALL READY. I am totally 100% able to go and I'm super super super excited! ily!

[insomniacaly]

I should use this site from time to time. My life is pretty adverage. lol I would have laughed at this is Sparta. idk.

[dj_danjah]

Today, my family had Chinese food. But since we're Chinese, we just call it food. MLIA

lmao!!