Today, the brochure stand sign said "Take One". I took two. MLIA.
So you know how theres that 'F my Life' site? Well, there is also an 'My Life Is Average' site. It's more amusing, if you ask me.
~Today, I felt adventurous, so I ran with scissors. No one died. MLIA
~Today, I went to Lowes to buy bird seed. We did not build something together. MLIA
~Today I thought it would be fun to sign up for MTV's The Real World, but then I realized I'd never be accepted because my life is average.
~Today, my cell phone rang during my math exam. It was on mute, so no one heard it. MLIA
~Today someone in class said "this is crazy." I responded "THIS IS SPARTA." No one laughed. MLIA.
~I played MASH with my friends when I was 13. I'm 25 and have yet to live in a mansion, own a hummer, marry Orlando Bloom, and own a monkey as a pet. MLIA
Today I woke up, went to church, came home and played guitar. MLIA
I feel like I could run this site.
Edit: I bet you'd like a link, right? http://mylifeisaverage.com/
Selena!
Are you excited?! Do you have that 100% assurance?! Did you know that I love you?!
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I'm going to Nashville in a few days for the CMA Musicfest with Selena, and the CMT Awards. My car blew a tire in the middle of nowhere and I had to get saved by a friend. My life really is average.