[Visual] Backdated to the start of Fairy Tale Glitch
Paul Smecker is sitting on the steps of a delightfully fairy-tale castle, and despite the Disneyesque sort of theme behind him, flapping pennants and pastel turrets, he is not the happiest boy on earth.
"So," he says to his tablet, "to those who are new meat, this is a glitch. Citywide, obviously, and pretty goddamn ridiculous if you ask me. Welcome to our captors' sense of humor.
"These usually wear themselves out in a week or two. If you're looking for some conversation that doesn't have thees or thous in it, I'm still myself.
"Or go get your joust on. I don't fucking know."
"So," he says to his tablet, "to those who are new meat, this is a glitch. Citywide, obviously, and pretty goddamn ridiculous if you ask me. Welcome to our captors' sense of humor.
"These usually wear themselves out in a week or two. If you're looking for some conversation that doesn't have thees or thous in it, I'm still myself.
"Or go get your joust on. I don't fucking know."