037: [ voice ] / [ location: castle summers roof ]
[ There are some good things about the tablets only broadcasting in voice. Such as the fact that nobody can see that Buffy is currently sitting on the roof, wearing a bikini and sunbathing - look, you have to make the best of a bad situation, okay. ]
Hi Taxon. My name is Buffy Summers. Some of you might remember me from such adventures as trying to break the sky, but I promise that was just a phase I was having. [ Stay on topic, Buffy. ]
Anyway, it's pretty obvious by this point that things are about to get bad, and we're all in this together, so I'd like to offer anyone who doesn't have a safe place to stay - or just doesn't want to be alone - a room in my castle. It's solid, it's big, it has many conveniently located bathrooms and I have enough ice cream hatched to feed an army. ...which actually hurt like a bi-- [ The language keeps slipping lately. ] --ig painful thing. A big painful thing. [ Ahem. ]
So, that's it. Open house. Let me know if you need a room.
Hi Taxon. My name is Buffy Summers. Some of you might remember me from such adventures as trying to break the sky, but I promise that was just a phase I was having. [ Stay on topic, Buffy. ]
Anyway, it's pretty obvious by this point that things are about to get bad, and we're all in this together, so I'd like to offer anyone who doesn't have a safe place to stay - or just doesn't want to be alone - a room in my castle. It's solid, it's big, it has many conveniently located bathrooms and I have enough ice cream hatched to feed an army. ...which actually hurt like a bi-- [ The language keeps slipping lately. ] --ig painful thing. A big painful thing. [ Ahem. ]
So, that's it. Open house. Let me know if you need a room.