002. [visual] in debt to the earth

Mar 21, 2010 00:17

John Constantine has inherited a bowling alley.

In a burst of bizarre irony - perhaps even the kind worthy of giant hamsters God's sense of humor - the man who owned the place had not a week ago died of bees (and Balthazar), so were he in other circumstances he might have approached this by like ...finding a new apartment. One not above a bowling ( Read more... )

{ penelope june lane, { john constantine, { cat lachance, { jack benjamin, { ben mckittrick, { sam winchester, { g. enfys llewelyn

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[voice] lambentstar March 22 2010, 05:54:35 UTC
It sounds like you're having fun. [this is not Cat calling you back, John, if only because she's already called you before, dragged you out into the artificial sunlight, and otherwise been an absolute trial. she's listening to Dolly Parton in a twist which should shock no one, and using voice because her hands are busy.]

What are you up to today?

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[voice] [locked] antisaint March 22 2010, 06:23:38 UTC
Yeah. [Cat can probably tell by now how it sounds when he's doing one of those death's head grins.] Me and a lot of highly potent artifacts. Maybe they'll immolate the building on principle, maybe they're Ptolemaic barbeque components. It's touch and go.

If that answers your question.

[beat]

Are you killing a cat?

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[voice] [locked] lambentstar March 22 2010, 06:35:36 UTC
You know it does not, and just--I'm going to allow for you being under all this stress, because I am a generous and forgiving kind of person, but don't you dare make fun of Dolly, this woman got me through hard times and she has a beautiful goddamn voice--

I'm going to pretend you meant the blender and--[said blender whirs, for a few seconds]--tell you I'm making smoothies, which could be yours depending on how you feel about strawberries and if you'll tell me what you're doing.

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[voice] [locked] antisaint March 22 2010, 06:51:07 UTC
I'm--cleaning. Beeman kept things in here no one should have access to - not even me, probably. But I don't have any better ideas. Some of it is dangerous, some of it's completely incomprehensible to me. He was a strange guy, collected all kinds of shit.

[on cue, one of those little noisemaker things goes off in the background; john has the one he brought back from india sitting on the table with him. this isn't symbolic at all.] If you wanted to be generous and forgiving you could keep me company, assuming your idea of an exciting afternoon involves boredom of the deepest caliber.

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[voice] [locked] lambentstar March 22 2010, 07:00:46 UTC
You know I'm never doing anything. [her voice has softened.] Or never anything I'm not trying to get out of, I'll be right over. Two questions before I head out--should I put rum in this, and do you have boxes for everything?

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[voice] [locked] antisaint March 22 2010, 07:11:20 UTC
I don't even know where to get boxes. Can you just skulk around a liquor store the way a normal person would here?

[on ....that note]

You could skip the fruit and just bring the bottle.

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[voice] [locked] lambentstar March 22 2010, 07:19:48 UTC
Bring boxes, check--I'll figure something out. And you're drinking the fruit, it's good for you and it'll keep your energy up and I made too much for just me anyway.

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[voice] [locked] antisaint March 22 2010, 07:29:20 UTC
If I didn't know better I'd think you were calling me malnourished.

[a pause]

Thanks. You can let yourself in, it's still the same inconspicuous building.

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[voice] [locked] > [location: the bowling alley ] lambentstar March 22 2010, 08:04:29 UTC
I'm saying everyone could use more fruit, it's not you in particular.

I'll see you in no time. Don't burn the place down before I get there, all right?

[/voice.]

Cat arrives not long after, as promised, pushing a cart she picked up to carry a large collection of flattened cardboard boxes--they transport more easily that way, and the spiked smoothie travels in a lidded pitcher on top of everything else. She has to struggle slightly to get it over the threshold of the door, and once inside she manuevers it to the middle of the front room and casts around for John.

"Delivery?" She calls.

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[ location: the bowling alley ] antisaint March 24 2010, 22:06:18 UTC
John emerges from a door in the back right hand corner while the metaphorical echoes are still hanging in the air; getting out of that particular area sounds ...more than perfect, really.

"You walked here," he observes brilliantly as he crosses the long aisle of the alley to her, both quietly pleased and afflicted by some pale sense of disbelief. Cat just does things like this, and while he is not entirely a foreigner in the land of human kindness, his visits to or from are so occupationally and voluntarily infrequent some of this shows in the instant curvature of his mouth. "And you're intending to both pack up the possessions of and overdose on nutrients an entire army, I notice."

A pause. "He worked in the back. But this can wait; get me drunk first."

There is no way the smoothies contain enough alcohol to do that, but welcome to more sloppily phrased 'I didn't want to do this alone, I keep failing at it.'

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[ location: the bowling alley ] lambentstar March 24 2010, 23:39:32 UTC
"Well, I don't have a car, how else was I going to get all of this here? I like walking, it's no big deal." There are little tables all over the place, and Cat acquires the closest one to set up her smoothie operation with two glasses and two crazy straws. She's quietly and comfortably efficient as she pours for both of them and settles down at the table, looking back and answering John's smile with a pale smile of her own. This is, in her estimate, one of the hardest things a person will ever have to do, and she's not going to undervalue that for John.

"If you can get drunk off of this, you be my guest, but don't be a smartass and pull out a bottle from somewhere else. If everything's all prone to exploding you'd better be almost sober if you want me to be within five miles, okay?" She sips from her crazy straw, which isn't as crazy as it'd like to believe.

"Do you want to talk about anything? Before we start."

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[ location: the bowling alley ] antisaint March 25 2010, 06:13:14 UTC
He takes a second to look at the crazy straws and confront the one apparently intended for him with great bemusement, opting when he sits - looking more out of place than she, although his M.O. is such that he sticks out everywhere - to drink out of the side of the glass, thanks so much, because he ...dresses like that, indicative that his sense of humor is particular and stupid and tragically doesn't extend to crazy straws. Watch as his body actually goes into some kind of 'what the fuck, nutrients?!' related shock - that doesn't happen ( ... )

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[ location: the bowling alley ] lambentstar March 25 2010, 06:36:09 UTC
Cat doesn't take it personally, because whoever takes rejecting crazy straws personally may need the adjective more than the straws do. What she does is note that his dignity, as ever, doesn't crack when things are difficult, and then leans forward to allow for acquiring a necklace as if it's the most natural thing in the world.

"It doesn't look that big." She holds it up and tilts her head down to examine it, glancing back up at him from under her eyelashes when she's determined it doesn't have any glowing pieces or a series of mystic runes. Still, it feels like it has weight beyond the obvious, some feeling brushing the edges of her perception - she covers it with the pad of her thumb and keeps her eyes on John. "Why are you giving me this?"

Since that will probably tell her what it does just as well as outright asking that question would.

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[ location: the bowling alley ] antisaint March 25 2010, 07:52:11 UTC
"That's because it isn't for your chest." Which doesn't .....actually derail him as much or as thoroughly as his line of sight suggests that it does, or wouldn't if he wasn't deliberately going there; indulgence is part of what keeps him on an even keel. "It's for up here."

That brief moment of awesome which was uh, Cat's chest, past, he leans forward again to touch her temples, brief and light - his hands are cold, mostly from holding the glass in front of him. "People die around me," he continues, like he's observing gravity exists, if only he completely hated gravity and was going to be bitter at it forever. "And I can't be everywhere at once, so this will protect you from influence."

Which he's mentioned before, but in a less specific context. "I used to be better at that." His grin is sideways, rueful, self-directed and incisive - if he'd been faster they wouldn't be on the verge of their particularly unpleasant packing job.

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[ location: the bowling alley ] lambentstar March 25 2010, 08:18:24 UTC
Cat straightens her back when John's hands rest coolly on her head, and her gaze is now the quietly incisive, nonjudgmental one she turns on just about everything and everyone--she looks into more than she looks at, and so she catches one of his hands in her own and squeezes it.

"I appreciate the thought, let me establish that before I tell you that was a terrible thing to say and you know it was, I guess probably to try to make me cautious or maybe to want to run off and hide somewhere." She sighs very softly, leaning in herself now, head down. "You really have a problem with that. John, I'm not new to this, you don't need to worry about me--and maybe if anybody should hang onto this necklace it's you, but I'm guessing if I tried to give it back you'd just look all annoyed and say no."

This would be a good place to let go of his hand and pull away, but she tilts her head and smiles faintly up at him, affection tinting her concern: "Take it back? And maybe give it to somebody who could use it."

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[ location: the bowling alley ] antisaint March 25 2010, 21:28:13 UTC
"I have plenty of problems." ...that'll help. "I don't want you to be one of them. Ghosts," he elucidates, finally deigning to pick up his straw (one indicator that this is what it is, given that usually he'd refuse to have anything to do with something that neon on principle) and use it to stir the contents of his glass in a way that remarkably resembles stabbing it, "aren't always something I see because we're in the same place at the same time. Some of them I put there, and they're the ones who stick around. Like a string around my finger. Now I'm just waiting on Beeman, to see if he'll show. It'd be fitting, he loved this fucking place ( ... )

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