There's a great deal of static, interspersed with the sound of swearing and then a precariously tilted look at a wall and the edge of a bunk, before the image finally rights itself and clears to reveal Jayne's way-to-close-to-the-screen face
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[ ...Dawn. ]
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"Wish y'all'd stop doin' that, what's the point of havin' visual if you ain't gonna use it." Wait for it. "Well that's right neighborly of you, thanks."
The residents of the bright pink house in Wilde might beg to differ.
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[ Dear Jayne: there is no pink house, have fun looking. ]
And you're welcome! I don't mind at all.
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And seeing as there's liable to be a pink house somewhere in the city, it's a good bet there'll be some offended citizens before the day's over.
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[ See, where River goes, so goes Dawn's nation. And since River clearly thinks Jayne requires much trolling: much trolling must happen.
...Also he makes hilarious faces. ]
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[ in tones of deep, deep duh. ]
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[ Brave, brave sigh goes here. ]
I might. But the truth must be known.
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"You, uh...in need of rescuin'?"
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[ ...Dawn, you are an evil, evil creature. ]
I can manage. But you're brave, offering to help me.
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"If you're sure, 'cause I got me plenty of guns an' it's been an awful long time since I got to be killin' anybody."
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[ ...Dawn, don't give the box dropping man ape access to conspiracy theories, okay? ]
I'm sure. Save your energy for the pink house. Tell them Led Zeppelin sent you.
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It'll be interesting to see Jayne try to explain this conversation to Mal later, when he asks him about space and weather and the whoreish cabal.
"Kinda funny name... Oh hey, code name, right? Don't you worry none, I won't tell 'em where I got it from."
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My true identity is a secret that no one must discover. And thank you, Jayne Cobb. You are truly a gentleman and a scholar.
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"Hell, I dunno 'bout bein' a gentleman but I ain't never turned away a woman who was in need."
...Which is a dirty lie, but isn't it the thought that counts?
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