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ok what the eff guys
you know that feeling of wanting to go back home, the one you usually get after being in a completely foreign country which you can't do yourself any social justice in??? that probably made no sense, but I don't have that feeling, this is my freaking home. I like how the guitar is literally a p word remover up in here.. straight gangsta style here, my gfuitar's intonation is so out and it's so hot that I sound horrible, but dang girl, you or any other girl can smile at me if I walk by with my case on my back!!! sheeeeeeooooooot yea but since I came here for studies, it's less likely that I'll be meeting people here, but I did meet some fellas over in this square in monastiraki from playing guitar over there. Also I think yanni's gonna be having an anniversary island hopping trip with his gf, so I might take the jet over to oviedo JOSH between the 20th and 25th... and josh, you know the first week of school in europe is even more dank than in the states, so I think it'd be OK. If not I can just waste some time in berlin with collin and his rogue knucklehead clan. Oh by the way, you can smoke literally anywhere you want here. I wouldn't be surprised if you could smoke in church, but TO MY SURPRISE YOUR CAN'T. On that note, I can now say that I've met and sung with the two leading byz cantors in the world, Ioannis Arvanitis and Lycourgos Angelopoulos. I'll have pics of those n words (thxjsh) oh hold up I gotta roll a razz up in here---dang, there's nothin like smoking a razz while being in an internet cafe.. if only I could get the evans also. There are these ghanian gangster guys who try and sell me purses which makes no fing sense and also some old fashioned gypsies who persistently try and sell me ponchos. I'm like believe me, we have more than enough of those in the states. but anyway one of the garcons mentioned to us that a lot of the time they just try to get our attention so that they take something of yours, which makes a LOT of sense. They try to sell you a purse, and while you're looking someone else steals your purse. It's like a walking buffalo exchange. By the way, the waitors here call you "kyrie" but they won't say "eleison" beckoning you to have mercy for them, greeks are way too cocky for that. This morning I saw a guy ride a 100 metre wheelie on his motorcycle while his porn-clad girlfriend rode without a helmet behind him, doesn't she care about her skirt? There are a lot of really great britney spears knockoffs here. Greece is the lamest place when it comes to music and television. Most TV shows are docu-dramas and the like, and then at midnight a few channels air paid programs for sex phone lines, but essentially they are really losing money because it's mostly women masturbating on the commercial. It's like, wow, I could call, and not see you, or I could just sit and let you ask me to call while I watch women flick the bean for a couple hours. wtf is that about? No one on the street plays anything except for greek music, which for the most part sucks and is all in the same key. They should just write one song that encapsulates all of the greek modern music repertoire and wave a white flag to america surrendering their music taste over to the real mothers... Right now in fact, something similar to cnc music factory is playing. This is 2005, idiots. Play something worthwhile. I have yet to run into a completely unattractive woman here. Next year we all need to screw the whole study abroad thing and just backpack around all over, and make sure to stop in greece. Athens is basically wtf-central. I don't think I can top that last sentence so I'm going to stop now.
you know that feeling of wanting to go back home, the one you usually get after being in a completely foreign country which you can't do yourself any social justice in??? that probably made no sense, but I don't have that feeling, this is my freaking home. I like how the guitar is literally a p word remover up in here.. straight gangsta style here, my gfuitar's intonation is so out and it's so hot that I sound horrible, but dang girl, you or any other girl can smile at me if I walk by with my case on my back!!! sheeeeeeooooooot yea but since I came here for studies, it's less likely that I'll be meeting people here, but I did meet some fellas over in this square in monastiraki from playing guitar over there. Also I think yanni's gonna be having an anniversary island hopping trip with his gf, so I might take the jet over to oviedo JOSH between the 20th and 25th... and josh, you know the first week of school in europe is even more dank than in the states, so I think it'd be OK. If not I can just waste some time in berlin with collin and his rogue knucklehead clan. Oh by the way, you can smoke literally anywhere you want here. I wouldn't be surprised if you could smoke in church, but TO MY SURPRISE YOUR CAN'T. On that note, I can now say that I've met and sung with the two leading byz cantors in the world, Ioannis Arvanitis and Lycourgos Angelopoulos. I'll have pics of those n words (thxjsh) oh hold up I gotta roll a razz up in here---dang, there's nothin like smoking a razz while being in an internet cafe.. if only I could get the evans also. There are these ghanian gangster guys who try and sell me purses which makes no fing sense and also some old fashioned gypsies who persistently try and sell me ponchos. I'm like believe me, we have more than enough of those in the states. but anyway one of the garcons mentioned to us that a lot of the time they just try to get our attention so that they take something of yours, which makes a LOT of sense. They try to sell you a purse, and while you're looking someone else steals your purse. It's like a walking buffalo exchange. By the way, the waitors here call you "kyrie" but they won't say "eleison" beckoning you to have mercy for them, greeks are way too cocky for that. This morning I saw a guy ride a 100 metre wheelie on his motorcycle while his porn-clad girlfriend rode without a helmet behind him, doesn't she care about her skirt? There are a lot of really great britney spears knockoffs here. Greece is the lamest place when it comes to music and television. Most TV shows are docu-dramas and the like, and then at midnight a few channels air paid programs for sex phone lines, but essentially they are really losing money because it's mostly women masturbating on the commercial. It's like, wow, I could call, and not see you, or I could just sit and let you ask me to call while I watch women flick the bean for a couple hours. wtf is that about? No one on the street plays anything except for greek music, which for the most part sucks and is all in the same key. They should just write one song that encapsulates all of the greek modern music repertoire and wave a white flag to america surrendering their music taste over to the real mothers... Right now in fact, something similar to cnc music factory is playing. This is 2005, idiots. Play something worthwhile. I have yet to run into a completely unattractive woman here. Next year we all need to screw the whole study abroad thing and just backpack around all over, and make sure to stop in greece. Athens is basically wtf-central. I don't think I can top that last sentence so I'm going to stop now.