Bangin 135 year old gangstazazzz
This journal will be updated by 3 people, so whoever's pic is next to it is the fool who is writin it!!!
The people here live my exact lifestyle, going out every single night and bangin and twangin except they take a nap after work or whatever in the afternoon which is freakin dank. I'm so glad alana didn't come along as was planned months ago, this trip woulda been in shambles. There are so many girls with the josh booty, I must tell you that frankly because if I wanted to be colorful and andrew about it I might write something that would hold more paper down than the book of mormon.
Josh you and BJ need to take an EasyJet (or is it EZ Jet I dunno) over to greece, you can catch the train right to where I live and it's like 30 bucks to fly that thing. Put in yo digits... collin I guess you can come too
I have made a recording of our first lesson with yanni is neat, but very long so I will have to paraphrase it for y'all eventually. Again, sorry about the /'s that was out of my control the computer had slash SARS
No one here speaks english, and my greek didn't do nearly as well over here as I'd hoped, apparently greeks don't understand the term beatin the guts...
I have decided that france has the finest honeys up in this heez, and greece has french american greek and germans, TOP THAT BOLIVIA!!!
They have absinthe here too, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooot
oh one last thing, the dollar goes about as far as airborne poo over here in ellinas, it's drivin me crazy buying things for comparable portland price. It's really sad when greece of all countries has the same economic status as portland oregon, when just 5 years ago you could get a prostitute for the same price as a can of soup
US needs to adopt greece's plumbing system. You can't flush the toilet paper down the toilet, and you have to throw them away in little wastebins... this develops hexa character, and has numerous reprocussions, including being less receptive of bodily functions in public, and more that I have yet to discover. I can walk down the street and be like, "yeah, that arapi has to throw his skata-laden toilet paper in a wastebasket." The people who don't have to are friggin idiots
OK OUR CONTACT INFO!!!!!!!
phone (011)(30) 210 77 81 080
don't dial the parentheticals if you're in athens
ok so danielle is angry at me cos I made a fuss about where my money was, so now I will only put pictures
our pad is just beggin for the honeys to come in
pics from some old monument on a mountain
Picture of the placard that is on the stone from which st paul preached on the acropolis
Apparently women on the acropolis were hipppies
The theatre on the acro is actually usable and I think steve vai played there that night, crazy/lame/ironic
This is what the stinky city looks like from the top of the acro
alright, now some cultural pics
when someone dies in a car crash they make a shrine for them
Josh this is about as mediocre as it gets josh
Tunnel down to the metro, whose slogan is ΤΟ ΜΕΤΡΟ ΜΠΗΚΕ ΣΤΗ ΖΩΗ ΜΑΣ!, which literally means "the metro penetrates our lives!" appropriately has a green and red sperm cell on the ceiling...
This sign on our bus sets greece apart from anywhere else in europe: it reads EMERGENCY EXIT, BREAK THE GLASS.
The people here live my exact lifestyle, going out every single night and bangin and twangin except they take a nap after work or whatever in the afternoon which is freakin dank. I'm so glad alana didn't come along as was planned months ago, this trip woulda been in shambles. There are so many girls with the josh booty, I must tell you that frankly because if I wanted to be colorful and andrew about it I might write something that would hold more paper down than the book of mormon.
Josh you and BJ need to take an EasyJet (or is it EZ Jet I dunno) over to greece, you can catch the train right to where I live and it's like 30 bucks to fly that thing. Put in yo digits... collin I guess you can come too
I have made a recording of our first lesson with yanni is neat, but very long so I will have to paraphrase it for y'all eventually. Again, sorry about the /'s that was out of my control the computer had slash SARS
No one here speaks english, and my greek didn't do nearly as well over here as I'd hoped, apparently greeks don't understand the term beatin the guts...
I have decided that france has the finest honeys up in this heez, and greece has french american greek and germans, TOP THAT BOLIVIA!!!
They have absinthe here too, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooot
oh one last thing, the dollar goes about as far as airborne poo over here in ellinas, it's drivin me crazy buying things for comparable portland price. It's really sad when greece of all countries has the same economic status as portland oregon, when just 5 years ago you could get a prostitute for the same price as a can of soup
US needs to adopt greece's plumbing system. You can't flush the toilet paper down the toilet, and you have to throw them away in little wastebins... this develops hexa character, and has numerous reprocussions, including being less receptive of bodily functions in public, and more that I have yet to discover. I can walk down the street and be like, "yeah, that arapi has to throw his skata-laden toilet paper in a wastebasket." The people who don't have to are friggin idiots
OK OUR CONTACT INFO!!!!!!!
phone (011)(30) 210 77 81 080
don't dial the parentheticals if you're in athens
ok so danielle is angry at me cos I made a fuss about where my money was, so now I will only put pictures
our pad is just beggin for the honeys to come in
pics from some old monument on a mountain
Picture of the placard that is on the stone from which st paul preached on the acropolis
Apparently women on the acropolis were hipppies
The theatre on the acro is actually usable and I think steve vai played there that night, crazy/lame/ironic
This is what the stinky city looks like from the top of the acro
alright, now some cultural pics
when someone dies in a car crash they make a shrine for them
Josh this is about as mediocre as it gets josh
Tunnel down to the metro, whose slogan is ΤΟ ΜΕΤΡΟ ΜΠΗΚΕ ΣΤΗ ΖΩΗ ΜΑΣ!, which literally means "the metro penetrates our lives!" appropriately has a green and red sperm cell on the ceiling...
This sign on our bus sets greece apart from anywhere else in europe: it reads EMERGENCY EXIT, BREAK THE GLASS.