Foolish me. I log into my home server, and ayulf plops down in front of the keyboard. He won't let me see what he's doing, but I know he's guilty and up to no-good.

He writes up a tiny shell script that does this when executed:

Hiya kitty!
I <3 uuuuu
_ _
/ \/ \
/ \
| |
\ /
\ /
\/
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OK, emo kids. Put down your razor blades, mascara, and My Chemical Romance albums and listen up.

* Too depressed to write bad emo poetry?
* Fail miserably at forming words (and friends)?
* No one understands you, not even your poetry?

Here it is, the much anticipated* Bad Emo Poetry Generator.


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OK, audiophiles (that means you too, Runtt), I'm in the market for some high-end computer speakers. And by "high-end" I'm not refering to whatever just costs the most at Best Buy.

I don't need a 5.1 or 7.1 setup. I'm perfectly happy with 2.1 (or 4.1). But I would like something more powerful than my current CyberAccoustics, which I'm very ( Read more... )

I was planning to write a review of my experience with the much-ballyhooed (or maligned, take your pick) Windows Vista this week. I bought a laptop recently, and Amazon sent me a free Vista upgrade coupon. I didn't plan on upgrading the laptop (which has XP Home, and I like it a lot), but my Windows 2000 Pro desktop is feeling a little neglected. ( Read more... )

Incoming geekery! I found this little gem of a add-in for Firefox: http://www.getfirebug.com/.

What's it do? "Firebug integrates with Firefox to put a wealth of development tools at your fingertips while you browse. You can edit, debug, and monitor CSS, HTML, and JavaScript live in any web page."

Go check it out. If you do Web development, or just ( Read more... )