Hyva iltaa suomi!
I am a bad, bad person but oh I love Eurovision.
I should qualify that a bit, possibly; I am not a bad person because I love Eurovision but more because I spent four hours watching that and not revising. Ohgoodness. Then clearly the thing to do is post on LJ about my lack of revision, instead of, y'know, revising.
...but Eurovision was so shiny. We had nil points for absolutely aaages and then sadly got some. Malta gave us twelve, I mean where is their sense of style?! Hmm? We had singing air hostesses. It was just a big piece of cheese and embarrassingly awful. Goodness.
The Ukraine, though! Yay for shiny transvestites with big fake breasts. And a shiny sparkly costume and a huge shiny star that was fab and slapping the girls bottoms. That was just hilariously on crack, yes.
Georgia had fantastic cossack dancers who bounced on their knees, omg. I want to see that again. Bouncing on their knees. Also they had fantastic costumes and swords and bounced on their knees. My housemates may be sick of me mentioning this.
France were hilarious and I quite wanted them to win. They wore pink, and sang in a mixture of English and French but with such a French accent that it was hard to tell which language they were singing in when. Also they had a camp and very enthusiastic bald guy with a dead cat nailed to his shoulder. Omg. That is even better than the knee-bouncing cossacks.
Serbia were quite good too I thought, I don't mind them winning.
People kept voting for Turkey who were dull. Apparently the UK gave Turkey 12 points. I do not see why.
Greece had amusing slutty dancers and a lead guy who tried to jiggle the breasts he didn't have.
And Terry Wogan is so amusingly insulting to everyone and just ridiculous and great and lots of countries (but not us, hmm, boo) said things in Finnish and that was great.
...now I return to revision, yes. Goodness.
I should qualify that a bit, possibly; I am not a bad person because I love Eurovision but more because I spent four hours watching that and not revising. Ohgoodness. Then clearly the thing to do is post on LJ about my lack of revision, instead of, y'know, revising.
...but Eurovision was so shiny. We had nil points for absolutely aaages and then sadly got some. Malta gave us twelve, I mean where is their sense of style?! Hmm? We had singing air hostesses. It was just a big piece of cheese and embarrassingly awful. Goodness.
The Ukraine, though! Yay for shiny transvestites with big fake breasts. And a shiny sparkly costume and a huge shiny star that was fab and slapping the girls bottoms. That was just hilariously on crack, yes.
Georgia had fantastic cossack dancers who bounced on their knees, omg. I want to see that again. Bouncing on their knees. Also they had fantastic costumes and swords and bounced on their knees. My housemates may be sick of me mentioning this.
France were hilarious and I quite wanted them to win. They wore pink, and sang in a mixture of English and French but with such a French accent that it was hard to tell which language they were singing in when. Also they had a camp and very enthusiastic bald guy with a dead cat nailed to his shoulder. Omg. That is even better than the knee-bouncing cossacks.
Serbia were quite good too I thought, I don't mind them winning.
People kept voting for Turkey who were dull. Apparently the UK gave Turkey 12 points. I do not see why.
Greece had amusing slutty dancers and a lead guy who tried to jiggle the breasts he didn't have.
And Terry Wogan is so amusingly insulting to everyone and just ridiculous and great and lots of countries (but not us, hmm, boo) said things in Finnish and that was great.
...now I return to revision, yes. Goodness.