My Phone is as Fucked as I am Pissed
For the past four days I've been without a phone but still very much with a phone bill.
As a result of Azzy's cat and its inability to stay the fuck away from shit it knows it's not supposed to go near, my phone no longer works. The cord is chewed straight through. As if I wasn't pissed off enough with that, every phone cord that I have bought, borrowed, or acquired, won't fit the jack for this stupid phone. It comes to my knowledge now that I need to send away for the specific cord that goes to this stupid ass $12 phone that will cost me almost twice what the damn phone cost me.
So, I can either buy a new phone altogether, or send away for the stupid cord.
And fuck, I hate crickets.
As a result of Azzy's cat and its inability to stay the fuck away from shit it knows it's not supposed to go near, my phone no longer works. The cord is chewed straight through. As if I wasn't pissed off enough with that, every phone cord that I have bought, borrowed, or acquired, won't fit the jack for this stupid phone. It comes to my knowledge now that I need to send away for the specific cord that goes to this stupid ass $12 phone that will cost me almost twice what the damn phone cost me.
So, I can either buy a new phone altogether, or send away for the stupid cord.
And fuck, I hate crickets.