You've either seen this already, or it's been a long time coming.
Do you have a weird fascination with ninjas? Do you have a weird fascination with midgets? Combined fascination = Minjas.
Go to
http://www.askaninja.com/ Scroll down to the entry dated April 9, 2006
Ask A Ninja: Question 18 "Minjas"
Download the video, turn up the sound, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh.