NATIONAL FREE-ICED COFFEE DAY?
HOW AM I NOT AROUND FOR THIS?!:
Dunkin’ Donuts, the largest coffee and baked goods chain in the world, wants to help customers put winter “on ice.” On Wednesday, March 21, the official first day of spring, Dunkin’ Donuts will host its first-ever all day, nationwide “Free Iced Coffee Day.”
For 24 hours on March 21, customers can visit any participating Dunkin’ Donuts restaurant in the country and receive a free 16 oz. cup of Dunkin’ Donuts’ premium iced coffee, which is double-brewed to ensure full flavor with every cup.
Dunkin Donuts Press Release
WHY? WHY? THIS DAY MUST HAVE BEEN CREATED IN MY HONOR! IT MUST HAVE BEEN! I'M THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO DRINKS ICED COFFEE IN FREEZING WEATHER! THEREFORE WHY DID THEY NOT CONSULT ME BEFORE CHOOSING THE DATE?
Oh iced coffee, I will be with you again in several brief months! DO NOT FEAR! DON'T FORGET ME IN MY ABSENCE!
Perhaps this is some kind of trick developed to lure me back to America? If so It's not funny! Fess up! Come on now, it isn't nice to invent national FREE iced coffee days when I'm not around, especially when you KNOW how much I've been frantically craving it! GAH!
16oz. too! Oh sweet longing!
alright, I'll stop. I just really miss iced coffee. And there they go creating a nation-wide free iced coffee day just to taunt me (FREEE). gah.
I'll be back for a real update soon.
Dunkin’ Donuts, the largest coffee and baked goods chain in the world, wants to help customers put winter “on ice.” On Wednesday, March 21, the official first day of spring, Dunkin’ Donuts will host its first-ever all day, nationwide “Free Iced Coffee Day.”
For 24 hours on March 21, customers can visit any participating Dunkin’ Donuts restaurant in the country and receive a free 16 oz. cup of Dunkin’ Donuts’ premium iced coffee, which is double-brewed to ensure full flavor with every cup.
Dunkin Donuts Press Release
WHY? WHY? THIS DAY MUST HAVE BEEN CREATED IN MY HONOR! IT MUST HAVE BEEN! I'M THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO DRINKS ICED COFFEE IN FREEZING WEATHER! THEREFORE WHY DID THEY NOT CONSULT ME BEFORE CHOOSING THE DATE?
Oh iced coffee, I will be with you again in several brief months! DO NOT FEAR! DON'T FORGET ME IN MY ABSENCE!
Perhaps this is some kind of trick developed to lure me back to America? If so It's not funny! Fess up! Come on now, it isn't nice to invent national FREE iced coffee days when I'm not around, especially when you KNOW how much I've been frantically craving it! GAH!
16oz. too! Oh sweet longing!
alright, I'll stop. I just really miss iced coffee. And there they go creating a nation-wide free iced coffee day just to taunt me (FREEE). gah.
I'll be back for a real update soon.