Sock Monster!
A strange thing happened today, I had thought of my three wishes to ask the leprechaun who informed me his name was Digiglio. My first wish was to be able to read minds. It could come in really useful when battling my enemies, but I mainly wanted it so I could have fun messing with my friends. My second wish was to posess the ability of telekinisis. Who else has been faced with the problem of wanting to change the television chanel but the changer is all the way across the room? Okay maybe I'm just lazy but it will make life a lot easier. Now my third and final wish was to posess the ability to make myself invisible. Now everyone must know why I chose this. First destination: guys locker room. I have to apologize to my fiance but I think he'd understand. Of course my fun was halted as soon as I managed to sneak into the changeroom. I was confronted with the most hideous thing I had ever seen in my life, and no, I know what you're thinking, it wasn't the site of Simon naked. Instead it was the biggest sock monster I had ever seen. Ever wonder where that one sock from the laundry that always goes missing ends up? Well those socks are what make up sock monsters. These monsters thrive in dirty smelly areas, and are most commonly found in guys locker rooms, and bright blue midget ogre dungeons. They're actually quite similar if you've ever been in both. I had come across sock monsters before, but never one this large. However it did explain the sudden disapearence of the gym teacher (gym teachers are a delicacy to sock monsters). Now to tackle a sock monster this big there's only one thing you can do. Pot pourri. And I knew just the place to get the most potent pot pourri and I knew it would be needed for this task. However it meant travelling to the darkest depths of....dun dun duuuuunnnnn my grandmother's closet. I know not very exciting eh? But ever noticed how your grandparents house always smells weird? It's the pot pourri and my grandmother had an especial abundance as her greatest fear is sock monsters. I quickly attained the pot pourri and returned to the guys locker room, of course still invisible. I dumped all of the pot pourri on the sock monster just in time, as it was about to eat the football team's quater back. Now that certain peril was avoided I was able to do what I had gone to the guys locker room to do in the first place. I sat back relaxed and enjoyed the scenary. And now I'm home happily sipping hot chocolate and admiring the towel I stole from off of the quater back before leaving.