Mind Reading, Gibberish Talking, Tapdancing Dogs!
A strange thing happened today, I decided to take my dog for a walk while wearing my brand new pair of overalls made of dream, when all of a sudden there was a noise in the bush and my dog tore off after it. Now I can't just let my dog run off, because she is no ordinary dog, she was given to me by the keeper of Pluto's seventh moon and she has the ability to read minds, talk gibberish and tap dance on its front paws. Also unbeknownst to my neighbours the bush accross the street is home to an invisible dragon, and everyone knows dragons hate tap dancing dogs, so I couldn't let my dog go in there. I race after her only to find it was all a clever rouse devised by my arch nemisis Marca Bavaria. Her henchmen, Corona and Smirnoff raced towards me, I knew what they were after The Moonstone, a stone embedded in my engagement ring that allows the wearer the ability to see through walls. Quickly I used the skills I had learned on while on the Romanian gymnastics team to jump out of the way, while doing so I used my telepathic abilities to call on my secret spy partner Sergei. He arrived almost instantly as he has the ability to teleport himself. We easily defeated Marca Bavaria's henchmen, but as always she disapeared in a cloud of smoke produced by her smashing her Martini glass before we could get to her. Oh well, we'll have to wait until next time to defeat her, but there was still the matter of my dog. We ran through the bush until we came to the dragon's den. You can always tell it is an inivisible dragon's den by the purple sparkly walls. Sure enough my dog was tapdancing while the dragon was smoking in anger, if we didn't calm it down soon we'd all be toast, literally. The only way to calm down an angry invisible dragon is to sing emo songs to it, and luckily Sergei is an expert in emo songs. He quickly burst out with a beautiful rendition of Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional. The dragon soon drifted off to a peaceful sleep. As we were walking back to my house I noticed my dog was carrying something in her mouth. I leened in close and realized it was a leprechaun. I've always wanted one, I took it out of my dogs mouth and dried off all the dog slobber, and placed it in my pocket. For saving its life I now get 3 wishes. So I now home happily sipping cocoa pondering what my three wishes will be.