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I got drunk last night! Yay me! Long Island Iced Tea + shot of jaeger + Glass of Corona = oops barfing
And now for some memes!
Choose five series (no peeking before you choose them), list them, and then answer the questions behind the cut.
1. Full Metal Panic
2. Boston Legal
3. Fist of the North Star
4. Dragonball Z
5. Metal Gear Solid
1. Which is your favorite series from your list? And why?
Full Metal Panic and Metal Gear Solid are reeeeeeeeeeeally tight on this list TBH. I lean a little more towards FMP though because it is an anime that is an anime as opposed to MGS which is a movie that is supposed to be a video game most of the time 8|;;
2. If you were to pair two characters from 1 (FMP) and 4 (DBZ), who would they be?
Huh. Uhm. IDEFK. Laura will kill me if I even mention Videl, won't she. I mean, Videl/Sousuke would be kinda fu--KURZ/VIDEL, HAVE FUN GETTING RID OF HIM AHAHAHA or cell/gauron for the wtf factor
3. What is one thing you'd like to change about 3's (Fist of the North Star) plotline?
Hrm! This is a toughie, because there is a LOT of storyline and really most of it is solid if not mildly repetetive. I don't know that I could safely end much. I mean, all the awesome fights were awesome, even the ending of the last one wasn't how I expected it would be and it was amazing for that. I don't think I want to change anything. XD
4. If both main characters of 2 (Boston Legal) and 5 (MGS) were falling off a cliff, which one would you save?
Well now things get hairy. See, the main character of Boston Legal is always EITHER Alan Shore or Denny Crane, and for MGS it's either Solid Snake, Raiden, or Big Boss. However, I'm gonna go with the BL cast team, since the MGS team can probably take a fall from a fucking cliff somehow. Nanomachines, idk
5. Which event was the most horrible for you in 1 (FMP)?
WHEN GAURON TALKED ABOUT WANTING TO RAPE SOUSUKE'S CORPSE MAYBE. Or Leonard in general, I just fucking hate him. B|
6. Which is your least favorite character of 2 (Boston legal)?
Hard to say! I really did love a lot of the characters. Maybe Clarence, just because he was annoying to watch sometimes. I guess? Dumb schizophrenic.
7. If the antagonist of 3 (Fist of the North Star) were to rape the main character of 1 (FMP), what would you do?
WAIT WHAT OH GOD WHICH ANTAGONIST OH JESUS SOUSUKE WOULDN'T HAVE A CHANCE OH CHRIST THE MUSCLES I CAN'T THINK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE I'M GONNA PUKE
8. What song reminds you of 5 (MGS)?
I'M STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL IN A DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAM SNAAAAAAAAAAKE EAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *BAA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* (snaaaaaaake eaterrrrrrrrrr)
9. Of 1 (FMP), 3 (Fist of the North Star), and 5 (MGS), which is the easiest to think about?
HM. Again, between FMP and MGS just because they're my favorites...MGS will take this round, simply because there's so MUCH to think about. It's a series that spans decades, there's a LOT of room for discussion.
10. Are the protagonists of 2 (Boston Legal) and 4 (DBZ) similar?
Uhm. Perverted sarcastic lawyers who do what they have to, vs. goodie two-shoes monkey alien who can blow up the planet with a sneeze. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno.
Choose 10 characters and answer the questions that follow. No peeking until your list is done!
1. Sousuke
2. Kaname
3. Tessa
4. Kurz
5. Mao
6. Kalinin
7. Gauron
8. Gates
9. Shinji
10. POOOOONYYYYYYYYY
1. Characters 4 (Kurz), 9 (Shinji) and 10 (PONY) are at an arcade. What game do they choose to play, and who wins?
Kurz and Shinji would both be playing some kind of mech battle game (which Kurz owns at even though Shinji knows all of the specs by heart) until the door bursts open and Kurz has to save some innocent woman from POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONYYYYYYYYYYYYY
2. Make up an e-mail address for 6 (Kalinin).
bestborsche@mithril.com
3. If 8 (Gates) had an iPod or some kind of music player, what kinds of songs would you find in it?
...o-oh god, probably everything and anything you could think of. Literally. Everything. Mostly weird abstract shit, probably.
4. What would you do if 9 (Shinji) suddenly paid you a visit?
Uhhhhh let him geek out over arm slaves because I'd like to know some of that stuff! Then totally own him at a dating sim idfk
5. Do you think 6 (Kalinin) and 4 (Kurz) are made for each other?
D8|
6. 1 (Sousuke) challenges 3 (Tessa) to a no-holds-barred duel. Who will win and how?
Tessa wins because she's the captain and Sousuke would never enter combat against her. =3=
7. 7 (Gauron), 2 (Kaname), and 1 (Sousuke) order a pizza. What toppings does each one request, and what do the others think of the choices?
Sousuke orders jerky. Kaname smacks him, Gauron laughs but understands completely.
Kaname gets something normal for a pizza. Sousuke questions the functionality of her selection and Kaname smacks him, Gauron comments on what a dull and predictable choice that is.
Gauron orders human meat on his. Sousuke glares epically and tries to kill him as they both scream their names at each other, Kaname smacks Gauron and then Sousuke again for good measure.
8. What subject would 1 (Sousuke) teach if s/he were a teacher/professor? Would s/he be good at it?
Two choices! He could be a history teacher, in which case his students would be masters of military background but know nothing of things such as the Renaissance and anything that didn't have a direct hand in modern warfare. OR he would be a gym teacher and evey day would be like the Rugby episode.
9. 5 (Mao) and 10 (PONY) go on their first date. Where would they go, and what would they do?
. . . A hair salon. But Mao gets dumped because her hair is too short.
10. 8 (Gates) sings karaoke and dedicates a song to 7 (Gauron). What song would s/he dedicate and why?
WHY DO I WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN NOW OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK. Probably like...Bad, by Michael Jackson, or something weird.
11. How would 8 (Gates) court 6 (Kalinin)?
GATES WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU don't answer that. Uhhhhhh fuck I'm not touching this.
12. Describe the relationship between 2 (Kaname) and 8 (Gates) in the canon. Would you change it? Why?
There really...uh, isn't one. Kaname never really meets Gates that I know of, so I guess it's hard to change something that doesn't exist! And for them to meet would entirely alter the storyline, which I'm very happy with, so nahhhh leave it be.
13. In your list, who do you think is the perfect match for 3 (Tessa) and why?
I totally ship Sousuke/Tessa, I'm not gonna lie. I mean, I know it's illegal by military standards, and I know YEAH YEAH KANAME WHATEVER and YEAH WHATEVER IT ISN'T CANON AFTER THAT FUCKING DANCING MERRY CHRISTMAS NOVEL but oh well I do anyway. I just wish she had more of a chance in the series.
14. 2 (Kaname) has a dream where 10 (PONY) tells him/her to save 1 (Sousuke), who is facing certain doom. What would 2 (Kaname) do?
aiusfhalshlakjgahg OKAY. At first she'd be like OH GOD WTF IS WRONG WITH ME and try to go back to sleep. But I feel like she'd lie awake for a while before she eventually gives in and tries to call Sousuke in the middle of the night, just to make sure. He'd respond all professionally, ask why she called, and she'd be like UHHHH NEVERMIND I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU SO UH HOW ARE YOU ANYWAY and once she had confirmation that he was alright she'd be like KTHXBAI and hang up all flustered with herself.
15. 9 (Shinji) and 6 (Kalinin) are about to get married, until 3 (Tessa) crashes their wedding and abducts 9 (Shinji) against his/her will. 6 (Kalinin) follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his/her archrival, 1 (Sousuke). They must then hijack some form of transportation from 8 (Gates) in order to get to 3's (Tessa) lair, where they must fight against 3's (Tessa) evil zombified minions. What will happen next?
Mao wakes up amidst a pile of beer cans and vows never to mix drinks like that again.
16. 8 (Gates) receives a gift from 9 (Shinji). Does s/he open it or not? If so, what is inside?
Uh. What why would is there any reason for oh never mind. Gates would open it, it would be like a model arm slave, and then Gates would shoot Shinji in the teeth because he's batshit crazy.
17. 4 (Kurz) is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?
Kurz would totally sneak it back onto the Danaan, trying to hide it from his superiors who would tell him it's against protocol, but Tessa would find out eventually and help him take care of it and give it like diplomatic immunity somehow.
18. 8 (Gates) is dared by 4 (Kurz) to strip while pole-dancing in front of 7 (Gauron). Write a short dialogue about this.
No. Suffice to say that Gates would do so without hesitation or shame.
19. What smiley/emoticon would best describe 5 (Mao)?
>D
20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1 (Sousuke)'s life, how would you change it?
I would totally give him a schoolgirl fetish and watch him squirm
And now for some memes!
Choose five series (no peeking before you choose them), list them, and then answer the questions behind the cut.
1. Full Metal Panic
2. Boston Legal
3. Fist of the North Star
4. Dragonball Z
5. Metal Gear Solid
1. Which is your favorite series from your list? And why?
Full Metal Panic and Metal Gear Solid are reeeeeeeeeeeally tight on this list TBH. I lean a little more towards FMP though because it is an anime that is an anime as opposed to MGS which is a movie that is supposed to be a video game most of the time 8|;;
2. If you were to pair two characters from 1 (FMP) and 4 (DBZ), who would they be?
Huh. Uhm. IDEFK. Laura will kill me if I even mention Videl, won't she. I mean, Videl/Sousuke would be kinda fu--KURZ/VIDEL, HAVE FUN GETTING RID OF HIM AHAHAHA or cell/gauron for the wtf factor
3. What is one thing you'd like to change about 3's (Fist of the North Star) plotline?
Hrm! This is a toughie, because there is a LOT of storyline and really most of it is solid if not mildly repetetive. I don't know that I could safely end much. I mean, all the awesome fights were awesome, even the ending of the last one wasn't how I expected it would be and it was amazing for that. I don't think I want to change anything. XD
4. If both main characters of 2 (Boston Legal) and 5 (MGS) were falling off a cliff, which one would you save?
Well now things get hairy. See, the main character of Boston Legal is always EITHER Alan Shore or Denny Crane, and for MGS it's either Solid Snake, Raiden, or Big Boss. However, I'm gonna go with the BL cast team, since the MGS team can probably take a fall from a fucking cliff somehow. Nanomachines, idk
5. Which event was the most horrible for you in 1 (FMP)?
WHEN GAURON TALKED ABOUT WANTING TO RAPE SOUSUKE'S CORPSE MAYBE. Or Leonard in general, I just fucking hate him. B|
6. Which is your least favorite character of 2 (Boston legal)?
Hard to say! I really did love a lot of the characters. Maybe Clarence, just because he was annoying to watch sometimes. I guess? Dumb schizophrenic.
7. If the antagonist of 3 (Fist of the North Star) were to rape the main character of 1 (FMP), what would you do?
WAIT WHAT OH GOD WHICH ANTAGONIST OH JESUS SOUSUKE WOULDN'T HAVE A CHANCE OH CHRIST THE MUSCLES I CAN'T THINK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE I'M GONNA PUKE
8. What song reminds you of 5 (MGS)?
I'M STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL IN A DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAM SNAAAAAAAAAAKE EAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *BAA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* (snaaaaaaake eaterrrrrrrrrr)
9. Of 1 (FMP), 3 (Fist of the North Star), and 5 (MGS), which is the easiest to think about?
HM. Again, between FMP and MGS just because they're my favorites...MGS will take this round, simply because there's so MUCH to think about. It's a series that spans decades, there's a LOT of room for discussion.
10. Are the protagonists of 2 (Boston Legal) and 4 (DBZ) similar?
Uhm. Perverted sarcastic lawyers who do what they have to, vs. goodie two-shoes monkey alien who can blow up the planet with a sneeze. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno.
Choose 10 characters and answer the questions that follow. No peeking until your list is done!
1. Sousuke
2. Kaname
3. Tessa
4. Kurz
5. Mao
6. Kalinin
7. Gauron
8. Gates
9. Shinji
10. POOOOONYYYYYYYYY
1. Characters 4 (Kurz), 9 (Shinji) and 10 (PONY) are at an arcade. What game do they choose to play, and who wins?
Kurz and Shinji would both be playing some kind of mech battle game (which Kurz owns at even though Shinji knows all of the specs by heart) until the door bursts open and Kurz has to save some innocent woman from POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONYYYYYYYYYYYYY
2. Make up an e-mail address for 6 (Kalinin).
bestborsche@mithril.com
3. If 8 (Gates) had an iPod or some kind of music player, what kinds of songs would you find in it?
...o-oh god, probably everything and anything you could think of. Literally. Everything. Mostly weird abstract shit, probably.
4. What would you do if 9 (Shinji) suddenly paid you a visit?
Uhhhhh let him geek out over arm slaves because I'd like to know some of that stuff! Then totally own him at a dating sim idfk
5. Do you think 6 (Kalinin) and 4 (Kurz) are made for each other?
D8|
6. 1 (Sousuke) challenges 3 (Tessa) to a no-holds-barred duel. Who will win and how?
Tessa wins because she's the captain and Sousuke would never enter combat against her. =3=
7. 7 (Gauron), 2 (Kaname), and 1 (Sousuke) order a pizza. What toppings does each one request, and what do the others think of the choices?
Sousuke orders jerky. Kaname smacks him, Gauron laughs but understands completely.
Kaname gets something normal for a pizza. Sousuke questions the functionality of her selection and Kaname smacks him, Gauron comments on what a dull and predictable choice that is.
Gauron orders human meat on his. Sousuke glares epically and tries to kill him as they both scream their names at each other, Kaname smacks Gauron and then Sousuke again for good measure.
8. What subject would 1 (Sousuke) teach if s/he were a teacher/professor? Would s/he be good at it?
Two choices! He could be a history teacher, in which case his students would be masters of military background but know nothing of things such as the Renaissance and anything that didn't have a direct hand in modern warfare. OR he would be a gym teacher and evey day would be like the Rugby episode.
9. 5 (Mao) and 10 (PONY) go on their first date. Where would they go, and what would they do?
. . . A hair salon. But Mao gets dumped because her hair is too short.
10. 8 (Gates) sings karaoke and dedicates a song to 7 (Gauron). What song would s/he dedicate and why?
WHY DO I WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN NOW OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK. Probably like...Bad, by Michael Jackson, or something weird.
11. How would 8 (Gates) court 6 (Kalinin)?
GATES WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU don't answer that. Uhhhhhh fuck I'm not touching this.
12. Describe the relationship between 2 (Kaname) and 8 (Gates) in the canon. Would you change it? Why?
There really...uh, isn't one. Kaname never really meets Gates that I know of, so I guess it's hard to change something that doesn't exist! And for them to meet would entirely alter the storyline, which I'm very happy with, so nahhhh leave it be.
13. In your list, who do you think is the perfect match for 3 (Tessa) and why?
I totally ship Sousuke/Tessa, I'm not gonna lie. I mean, I know it's illegal by military standards, and I know YEAH YEAH KANAME WHATEVER and YEAH WHATEVER IT ISN'T CANON AFTER THAT FUCKING DANCING MERRY CHRISTMAS NOVEL but oh well I do anyway. I just wish she had more of a chance in the series.
14. 2 (Kaname) has a dream where 10 (PONY) tells him/her to save 1 (Sousuke), who is facing certain doom. What would 2 (Kaname) do?
aiusfhalshlakjgahg OKAY. At first she'd be like OH GOD WTF IS WRONG WITH ME and try to go back to sleep. But I feel like she'd lie awake for a while before she eventually gives in and tries to call Sousuke in the middle of the night, just to make sure. He'd respond all professionally, ask why she called, and she'd be like UHHHH NEVERMIND I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU SO UH HOW ARE YOU ANYWAY and once she had confirmation that he was alright she'd be like KTHXBAI and hang up all flustered with herself.
15. 9 (Shinji) and 6 (Kalinin) are about to get married, until 3 (Tessa) crashes their wedding and abducts 9 (Shinji) against his/her will. 6 (Kalinin) follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his/her archrival, 1 (Sousuke). They must then hijack some form of transportation from 8 (Gates) in order to get to 3's (Tessa) lair, where they must fight against 3's (Tessa) evil zombified minions. What will happen next?
Mao wakes up amidst a pile of beer cans and vows never to mix drinks like that again.
16. 8 (Gates) receives a gift from 9 (Shinji). Does s/he open it or not? If so, what is inside?
Uh. What why would is there any reason for oh never mind. Gates would open it, it would be like a model arm slave, and then Gates would shoot Shinji in the teeth because he's batshit crazy.
17. 4 (Kurz) is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?
Kurz would totally sneak it back onto the Danaan, trying to hide it from his superiors who would tell him it's against protocol, but Tessa would find out eventually and help him take care of it and give it like diplomatic immunity somehow.
18. 8 (Gates) is dared by 4 (Kurz) to strip while pole-dancing in front of 7 (Gauron). Write a short dialogue about this.
No. Suffice to say that Gates would do so without hesitation or shame.
19. What smiley/emoticon would best describe 5 (Mao)?
>D
20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1 (Sousuke)'s life, how would you change it?
I would totally give him a schoolgirl fetish and watch him squirm