If you're Canadian, anyway. I can't believe that I completely forgot today was Thanksgiving. Well, I suppose I've been on the US schedule for the previous three years so I got out of the habit of observing the holiday. Still. Another indicator that the days are streaking by with a cheeky grin this year!

Lyric Wiki. Yup, it has allllll kinds of ( Read more... )

Fuck me gently, fuck me slowly
Take it easy, don't you know
That I have never been fucked like this before

*has paroxysms of laughter*

Convenient new word: Swaked. Sweaty + naked. Woo.

Also, phrase for the win: edible genitals. (In reference to shapes made with whipped cream, don't worry!)

There is such a thing as being too early to catch the worm. I'm all dressed and ready for the day and everything, except that there's no point in leaving the house for another hour, because none of the places I need to go are open before 9:30. Fail.

Word order is important: "Brand spanking new lessons" =/= "Brand new spanking lessons." Heh.

I have fourteen prompts left for the 50kinkyways challenge. Yeah. I compiled a list of what's left with notes as to what my ideas and/or WIPs are, and that leaves me with three for which I have no bloody clue what I'm doing. Well, four, really, as one of them is a ( Read more... )

Red Hot Chili Peppers's video for Can't Stop is insane and hilarious (but that is a most fabulous final song lyric, I gotta say). linzeems, is your "glee" icon by any chance made from a screencap of that? Drawing a blank on the singer's name, but there's a part where his face is mirror-distorted and it made me think of your icon. Which I adore, btw, in ( Read more... )

I clicked on a virtual fortune cookie and the fortune scrolled out slowly: You are about to come into some money. (It was a bank ad.)

Now I have images of sploogy American dollar bills in my head. o.O

My company is celebrating various milestones this year and most of the 'celebrations' involve some kind of candy handout, lol. Today was the KinderEgg, which is always a fun thing. I swear those little plastic eggs inside are childproof b/c I have such a damned hard time opening them! Anyway, I ended up with a knight. On a horse that looks like a ( Read more... )

Yes, indeed, I *do* know what I want to be when I grow up: dead. Because they will be simultaneous occurrences.

Ever done something that you think might be incredibly unintelligent, but it feels like the right thing to do so you do it anyway and hope for the best? Yeah, that's my mood, too. Okay, that, and really fucking tired because I'm extra stupid to still be up and going cross-eyed looking at Word. At least I don't have to be up early tomorrow, for the ( Read more... )