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tastysidedish

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Sep 15, 2010 19:43

[ The first thing you will notice is a finger on your screen. 'Sup, Somarium? The finger pushes away, showing a very confused Hideki. He knows how to work laptops, okay? Cellphones like this are, like, extinct. ]

This thing is supposed to be a cellphone? Even Sumomo tells you when she's not working!

[ Shaking the DreamBerry. ]

...What the Hell! ( Read more... )

chii gets kidnapped like mokuba, your technology fails, *video, the internet is for porn, does i work this, brb finding chii, !ic, sumomo where are you

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scoreatouchdown September 17 2010, 07:40:23 UTC

It'd be hell of a lot easier if you could actually find porn on this damned thing.

tastysidedish September 17 2010, 07:51:17 UTC

You're telling me! Here I was thinking that these numbers were for sex lines. I've never been able to afford one before! But it was some guy.

scoreatouchdown September 17 2010, 07:52:44 UTC

Don't let that list fool you. There are a lot of hot women around here, too.

tastysidedish September 17 2010, 07:59:51 UTC

Really. Which ones?

[ He needs to. Grab and pen and pencil real quick. And write this down. Because using the DreamBerry to write it? Yeah, no. ]

scoreatouchdown September 17 2010, 08:03:50 UTC

[Oh man, Travis is amused by this kid. He'll humor you for now.]

Depends what kind you're looking for. You got a type?

tastysidedish September 17 2010, 08:13:21 UTC

Well... I'm not too picky. It doesn't really matter as long as she has nice curves.

[ Fingering an hourglass shape. ]

scoreatouchdown September 17 2010, 08:16:10 UTC

If you're up for an ice queen, try Lightning. She can be a bitch but hell, it's worth putting up with her in the end.

tastysidedish September 17 2010, 08:20:09 UTC

Ice queen, huh... How about something more, uh, warm?

[ Making a note anyway. "+++" ]

scoreatouchdown September 17 2010, 08:32:41 UTC

Warm, huh? Think you could go for a nun?

tastysidedish September 17 2010, 08:37:34 UTC

Are you kidding? Nuns Gone Wild 1, 2, 3, and 4! They'd be mint condition but you know how it goes... Heh!

scoreatouchdown September 17 2010, 08:42:57 UTC

Heh, you've got great taste for a kid. How about giving Iris a shot then?

tastysidedish September 17 2010, 09:05:36 UTC

I...ris... Okay! I got it! Thanks a lot, er...?

Oh yeah, I'm Hideki. Motosuwa Hideki!

scoreatouchdown September 17 2010, 09:10:52 UTC

Hideki, huh? Name's Travis Touchdown.

tastysidedish September 17 2010, 09:17:56 UTC

Pff-- S-Sorry! Uh. I think I've seen one of your films! Three Pussy Field Goal, right? His name was Something Touchdown...

scoreatouchdown September 17 2010, 09:38:27 UTC

You actually think I'm some kind of porn star? [Not that he would mind all that much but--!]

I'm fine with the job I've got, thanks.

tastysidedish September 18 2010, 03:49:47 UTC

Sorry! Sorry! Of course you're not! Damn, why did I even say that!?

So what's it that you do, exactly?

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