The True Meaning of Friendship
Mini-Monstersocks story, to stave off the crushing angst. It's lame to write Christmas fic after Christmas. Therefore, Boxing Day fic!
In which Mamoru learns a Christmas lesson.
( The True Meaning of Friendship )
In which Mamoru learns a Christmas lesson.
( The True Meaning of Friendship )
LOVE THIS LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! I'll spare you the capslock in my gush:
HAHAHA. WTF. BOXING DAY?? IS THAT LIKE CANADIAN BLACK FRIDAY??? ONLY PSYCHOPATHS ACTUALLY DO THAT SHIT!! JADEN IS SO RIGHT!!
LOL'ed SO HARD at Mamoru freezing to death in a lawn chair. Future king of Earth camps out at..Future Shop? Like a crazy person. Oh God I hope this ends up in the CT version of TMZ. For seventy bucks off of an Xbox. Shit Neil, I'll spot you the difference you fucking crazy person!
He could have been lounging in sunny Auckland right now, but of course it was Neil, and not Kain, who threatened to tie him up and carry him home in his suitcase and stuff him full of food and Canadian alcohol and make him learn to skate (painful), ski (disastrous, and nearly fatal), and toboggan (since there was no skill required, only Neil got injured).DYING LAUGHING AT THE MENTAL IMAGE. What is Canadian alcohol? Labatts ( ... )
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Boxing Day is the day after Christmas, and yes, it's just like Black Friday. They said on the radio the other day that some people start lining up on Christmas Eve (WTF). I exchanged gifts with friends at a restaurant today, and the waiter asked us if we're among the people who choose to celebrate Christmas on December 27 so all their shopping can be done on Boxing Day. I never do Boxing Day sales. Who still wants to be in a mall AFTER Christmas shopping?
What is Canadian alcohol? Labatts?
Various forms of beer, mostly. Since Neil's from BC, probably Granville or Philips. They name their beers things like Growhop or Surly Blonde.
Are there any other Wrights/Dubois???
There are more. Lots more. Including a sweet grandma. Please note the jaunty French-Canadian name, just like you asked.
Kain's krazy: New Zealand is awesome. But I can understand Rock Fever. He is crazy. Though it's Christmas with ( ... )
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Oh good, America is exporting its crazy materialism to our Neighbors to the North. This is not a good thing. Black Friday/Boxing Day weirdos that miss major holidays to camp out for electronics are fucking mental.
INTERNET, people. Also I spent way too much time on the Future Shop website looking at how much stuff costs in crazy Canadian dollars.
Various forms of beer, mostly. Since Neil's from BC, probably Granville or Philips. They name their beers things like Growhop or Surly Blonde.
I have GOT to get my ass to Canadia, because I want to check out these amazing beers! No one knows beer like Canadians! (except Germans and Belgians, and maybe Irish).
There are more. Lots more. Including a sweet grandma. Please note the jaunty French-Canadian name, just like you asked.I LOVE THE JAUNTY FRENCH NAME. Oh, now I thought about how sad all of them must have been ( ... )
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This is why Neil is extra-crazy, actually. The Canadian dollar is almost at par with the American dollar, but our prices haven't decreased, so shit is more expensive here TO BEGIN WITH. "Sales" are usually just "paying what Americans pay NORMALLY." Buy that shit when you go home, Neil.
I LOVE THE JAUNTY FRENCH NAME. Oh, now I thought about how sad all of them must have been when Neil was missing, and I haz a sad ;___;
They were sad. Some of his siblings were still kids, too. Most of them were still living at home and he was just gone.
I heard they kinda like their sheep over there ;)
So the sheep shagging, in any verse, is canon for Kunzite, is that what you're telling me?
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They were sad. Some of his siblings were still kids, too. Most of them were still living at home and he was just gone.
OH NOES!!! I don't even know Neil's Mom or cute Grandma and the thought of them crying makes me so emo. Wait, how many freaking siblings does he have? More than 5?
So the sheep shagging, in any verse, is canon for Kunzite, is that what you're telling me?
I just confirmed with the office Australian that yes, sheep jokes about New Zealand are 100%, so yes, Kunzite gets sheep jokes in every 'verse. Now we just need one where he's from West Virginia or something.
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Exactly. Neil is all about living the experience, not the product at the end. I think he'd be just as happy doing this for like, one game (but then he couldn't justify it to Mamoru).
Wait, how many freaking siblings does he have? More than 5?
Probably not that many, but in my mind they are a hoard. Maybe like 3.
I just confirmed with the office Australian that yes, sheep jokes about New Zealand are 100%, so yes, Kunzite gets sheep jokes in every 'verse.
Ha! I guess I have to work this in now. Somehow.
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