Deeeaaaaath!
So last night I dreamt I was the grim reaper. I was watching this young woman I liked who worked at a mall, and was following her around. Every now and then I'd tell her 'don't do that, you might die', trying to keep her alive. She'd then ignore me, and get badly hurt (such as putting her hand in some electrical device while her other hand was in water, for example) -- mostly because I would prevent her from actually dying. After the second such incident, she asked me why I was there (and was pretty angry about it), and I responded with asking her if she'd be willing to marry me.
She said yes, and I warned her - she has to survive until we are married. Unfortunately, she wound up in a job at a picture-framing place, and some despot from another country was there to pick up a picture of himself. She had found some information on his illegal dealings, and had decided to frame them and show them off to him in an effort to put him in his place. I warned her not to do it, but she did anyway (though admittedly, this time was an accident). I told her that, because of the rules, she has to survive on her own this time, without my help - but if she were to marry me before this guy gets her killed, she'd be safe.
So, we tried to figure out how to get married as soon as possible.
She said yes, and I warned her - she has to survive until we are married. Unfortunately, she wound up in a job at a picture-framing place, and some despot from another country was there to pick up a picture of himself. She had found some information on his illegal dealings, and had decided to frame them and show them off to him in an effort to put him in his place. I warned her not to do it, but she did anyway (though admittedly, this time was an accident). I told her that, because of the rules, she has to survive on her own this time, without my help - but if she were to marry me before this guy gets her killed, she'd be safe.
So, we tried to figure out how to get married as soon as possible.