So, what do you name it?
Hung out with my mom today, and she asked me, 'do you have a name for your penis?'
So, looking at my mom and wondering, 'where the hell did this come from?', I answered, 'yes, the pink Gojira.'
Now, my mom has no idea what a gojira is, so I explained it to her (the actual name for Godzilla), and then I felt I needed to explain how it got that.
Specifically, when I was roleplaying online, a friend of mine would stomp around the public chats as a giant dragon. (I'm looking at you, jhyanmar). He named himself Jeanzilla. Anyway, Cat showed a camping photo of a guy 'pitching his own tent', and she mentioned guys wearing 'tighty whities' instead of boxers, it doesn't so much 'pitch the tent' as come peeking out the top of the waistband.
So, I replied, 'at least it doesn't come tearing through the pants like Gorija coming from the bottom of the ocean to say hello!' Then I commented,
"I am the Pink Gojira! ROAAAR!"
*pause*
"I can hear Cat laughing from the other room."
This lead to a tonne of immature jokes, and it kind of stuck.
Like... radioactive breath
And the classic 70s Godzilla Cartoon: "Up from the depths. Seven inches high..."
So, it kind of stuck.
Anyway....
So, my mom explained why she asked. Apparently, she was talking with her friends at work, and it came about that, from what she knows, every guy has a name for their thing. My dad's, apparently, has been dubbed 'Jim' (or was it 'Jon'?), and when mom's mad, it is little jim (or Little John?). Whatever. Anyway, one of her co-workers said 'my husband doesn't have a name for his thing', and that was that.
Then, on Monday, her friend came back. 'Well, okay, it seems he does.'
He calls it Yoda.
I had to laugh, and my mom had asked, 'why, is it small and wrinkled?'
'No, because it's wise.'
I had to laugh more at that.
Just one of those weird things I wind up talking with my mom about.
But now, I'm wondering, what do you call it? (Or, what does your partner call it, presuming they have one?)
... I'm really having a theferrett moment with this...
So, looking at my mom and wondering, 'where the hell did this come from?', I answered, 'yes, the pink Gojira.'
Now, my mom has no idea what a gojira is, so I explained it to her (the actual name for Godzilla), and then I felt I needed to explain how it got that.
Specifically, when I was roleplaying online, a friend of mine would stomp around the public chats as a giant dragon. (I'm looking at you, jhyanmar). He named himself Jeanzilla. Anyway, Cat showed a camping photo of a guy 'pitching his own tent', and she mentioned guys wearing 'tighty whities' instead of boxers, it doesn't so much 'pitch the tent' as come peeking out the top of the waistband.
So, I replied, 'at least it doesn't come tearing through the pants like Gorija coming from the bottom of the ocean to say hello!' Then I commented,
"I am the Pink Gojira! ROAAAR!"
*pause*
"I can hear Cat laughing from the other room."
This lead to a tonne of immature jokes, and it kind of stuck.
Like... radioactive breath
And the classic 70s Godzilla Cartoon: "Up from the depths. Seven inches high..."
So, it kind of stuck.
Anyway....
So, my mom explained why she asked. Apparently, she was talking with her friends at work, and it came about that, from what she knows, every guy has a name for their thing. My dad's, apparently, has been dubbed 'Jim' (or was it 'Jon'?), and when mom's mad, it is little jim (or Little John?). Whatever. Anyway, one of her co-workers said 'my husband doesn't have a name for his thing', and that was that.
Then, on Monday, her friend came back. 'Well, okay, it seems he does.'
He calls it Yoda.
I had to laugh, and my mom had asked, 'why, is it small and wrinkled?'
'No, because it's wise.'
I had to laugh more at that.
Just one of those weird things I wind up talking with my mom about.
But now, I'm wondering, what do you call it? (Or, what does your partner call it, presuming they have one?)
... I'm really having a theferrett moment with this...