Feb 02, 2011 13:27
Right then! Mayfield, I would like to make a small adjustment to my previous public announcement. While, before, I felt certain that I have never been here before, but it seems my own memory decieves me. A shame, true, but no matter! I am the United Kingdom of England, Scotland, Whales, and North Ireland! I know how to build up from the bottom, again and again, even! after the bottom has fallen through over a hundred times!
That said, I begin anew. Many a greeting to her kind citizens and detainees--Mayfield's, I mean. I am Bri-tan, my full name already having been stated. I am who I claim, and while I realize that there is a young man by the name of America here--The United States of America, we are indeed not from the same world. In fact, I know a rather different America! But! Pay no mind to that, there are more important things to attend. I would like to extent a special hello to anyone who may have once known me, and a small apology for the fact that I have forgotten you in return. It cannot be helped, I believe this was something far beyond my power. Still, perhaps we can begin again? I would be more than grateful to meet and old friend, even if I don't remember our times together.
Secondly! Do not think that I have forgotten those that I have yet to meet! To you, I'd like to throw out a small request! I am a woman of above average sewing abilities, and rather enjoy the hobby. Oh, when I was a much younger woman how often would I sew small dresses for the children who loved me. They would call and fawn 'Bri, how lovely is this dress you've made!' It bought me such joy! And my abilities are, so I hope, no less than they once where! Alas, though, and much to my dismay, I cannot for the life of me sew a dress for myself!
With this in mind, I'm looking for a woman--or man, I'm hardly bias towards a sex--who would be willing to do a sewing exchange. A work of my talents in exchange for a work of your talents! I can even extend this offer to several ladies, if I must. Be it a man who offers, well... I suppose we would have to work out another bargin, given I'm quite lost on those matters--pants and blazers. We'll take such a thing case by case, hmh? ((she laughs lovingly.))
I believe... that is all I have to say...
...Oh! Dear, I've forgotten... is.. anyone in particular friends with Roshia--a rather devilish woman with hair as gray and sad as death, and eyes so red you'd think she'd drunk them blood shot! She's been behaving a bit peculiar... ..rather, she's completely lost her mind in a way quite unlike her usual sense. I'm beginning to worry she'd done something idiotic....
((There's an uneasy silence.)) No matter! I await your answers and offers. Thank you for your undivided attention!