Dec 28, 2010 22:04
Hello? Hello!
Oh heavens, the line does work, thank you! Alright, just... give me a moment to gather my barings once again. I'm used to being taken captive on the occasion, but NEVER have I been at peace and found myself swept away--then again, one is welcome to claim that the world really never is at peace. After all, it could just as easily be Meriken's doing, the troubling little prat is always pulling fast ones. WHY, just last week I was enjoying a pleasant cup of tea in my back year, when OUT OF THE BLUE--and when I say out of the blue, I am QUITE serious about this--out of the BLUE a cat LANDS in my biscuts, and oh. What do you s'pose is next to come. Well, any normal person would say a dog, but SURE ENOUGH it was a mongrel just short of a tail. Heavens, MERIKEN lands on my lap and
--Oh, yes yes yes, I shouldn't be babbling to the operator about what happened last week. Right now is far more important.
IN ANY CASE, I have JUST woken up in a bed which is not my own. I assure you I am not drunk, nor have I been drunk in several years, and I would also like to add that I woke completely clothed if that is also an issue. THAT said, I believe myself to be kidnapped. I am the United Kingdom! I should not be... kidnapped or wisked away to some... RANDOM house to do god knows what. In fact, I should not be treated this way by any person OR nation. Even Roshia knows better to sneak into my house--although Fransu no doubt would try. Hmph!
((Guess who's lost track of what she was saying....?))
Ah yes! Right, so my name is Bri-tan, I'm currently kidnapped, I'm in a house I have never been before, and last and most importantly I have OBVIOUSLY been violated because this is NOT my night gown!
((ooc; sorry it took so long. I was pondering, and finally decided not to give bri her memories back. Figured it would be the easiest.))