1. This conversation took place after Hunter and I found two stowaway caterpillars in my car.
TQ: Hey Bugz. How about when we get home you move the caterpillars out of the car and find them a new home in your yard. Sound like a plan?
H: I'll find them a home, but I think maybe you should be the one to move them.
TQ: Why?
H: Because they are soft and rubbery, and I tend to hold things very tightly. I just think it's going to end badly.
TQ: Good point. No one wants squished caterpillar on their hand.
H: Truth.
2. While driving home from dinner with the NotBats,
notbatman and I were smack talking each other; doing our usual teasing schitck. I wish I could remember what I said to NBM that lead to this, but...
NBM: (said to TQ with mock indignation) Are you calling me a dumb ass??
H: (using the 5 year old patient but patronizing tone he has perfected) Daddy, I'm sure if Auntie Liz was calling you a dumb ass, she would have just called you a dumb ass. *exasperated sigh*