Title: The Dirty Secrets of Being Superheroic
Continuity: DCAU, Post “Old Wounds”, Post “Starcrossed”
Characters: Clark Kent, Dick Grayson (Nightwing), Bruce Wayne
Summary: Clark has an embarrassing problem, but gets help from an unexpected quarter.
Rating: G
Genre: Humor, Slice-of-Life, Friendship
Word Count: 1100
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“Hello, you've reached fabulous Wayne Manor, how may I direct your call?” )