NUMB3RS PREMIERE WOOHOO!
First, allow me a moment to chew out my parents.
Ahem!
"ARGH WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS ON?! WHAT HAPPENED?! WHAT HAPPENED?! AAAAAAUGH!"
Now I have no idea what the main crime plot is.
And now on to your regularly scheduled play by play spazzage and excitement:
1. WAAAAH BULLETS ARE FLYING WHAT THE HEY OH WOW THE FBI GUYS ARE DOING WELL. DUCK CHARLIE DUCK! BE CAREFUL EVERYONE PLEASE.
2. Blah blah exposition of main crime plot that brings me up to some rough semblance of speed, come on when are we gonna get Amita's answer?
3. HA HA LOL EPPS DAD CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH HIM. (Don is having physical troubles with his knife wound still? Aww poor Don.)
4. DAMMIT AMITA WHY HAVEN'T YOU SAID YES?!! SAY YES!!! WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING EACH OTHER?! STOP BEING STUPID BOTH OF YOU!! GET MARRIED!!! GET MARRIED!!! GET MARRIED YOU TWO!!! THIS IS A HORRIBLE PLOT DEVICE WRITERS!!! STOP IT NOW!!
5. Liiiiiizz.... <3<3<3<3<3 I love her coat so much. I want it. She looks so smart and snappy and dare I say hot?
6. Wow. Morbid illustration there Charlie. Hangman surprise? Sheesh.
7. Mr. Plot Driver Speaker Person is going blah blah blah again.
8. Oooooh... Bad guy sniper/assasination person is actually talking to David and taunting him. I like this. This is cool. This is a very interesting development.
8b. ...where the heck is Robin?
9. Love the pretty artistic Charlie speech framing device.
10. DAMMIT CHARLIE STOP IT! YOU'RE. BEING. STUPID! Just speak to Amita. Ask for her help. PLEASE.
11. Lulz. Loving Charlie and Colby's scene in the park.
Charlie: I need some advice plz.
Colby: *DRAMA ALERT INITIATING AVOIDANCE* No thanks.
12. Amitaaaaa... Larreeeee.... please stop letting the elephant in the room hang over you.
13. Aww... big bro Don wants to talk about the Amita drama... and little bro Charlie wants to talk about his stabbing... Okay writers, I can forgive you a little bit for the unnecessary Charlie/Amita tension on the basis of this touching brotherly scene.
14. LOL. Oh David! Oh Colby! NEVER CHANGE! NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY AND AWESOME!
15. AAAAAAAUGH OH NO THE SNIPER GUY IS THERE!
*Random noticed tidbit thinking over things during the commercial* Aww oh my gosh Charlie looked so sad and longing when he spotted Amita across the FBI room. Come on Amita how could you say no to him?! He's miserable without you!
16. Eeeeek! David please be careful while you're psyching out the bad guy. Colby please be careful standing there waiting for your opportunity to shoot.
17. Oh phew! They're okay.
18. AWWW! DON AND LIZ ARE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER WORKING TOGETHER! (Shut up, I can still love my Don/Liz even though they broke up and he's dating Robin now.)
19. Aww Charlie... he's so desperate for advice! LOL AND LARRY GUESSES IT! WAY TO GO LARRY!
20. Is it me or does Liz look really sexy with her hair down in this episode? (Totally not liking Mr. Plot Driving speaker dude. He's dull and kinda skeevy.)
21. Aww, Alan + David bonding!
22. Wilshire! I remember that street! (Holy cow are they filming some of this in front of FIDM?)
23. I hate the speaker guy. I really do.
24. EEEK! BOMBS GOING OFF IN THE TRASH CANS!
25. OMGOMGOMG CHARLIE AND AMITA ARE FINALLY SHARING BREATHING SPACE AND WORKING COOPERATIVELY TOGETHER!
(Please talk to each other about the marriage proposal?)
26. Oooh intriguing plot twist.
27. OUT PSYCHE HIM DAVID! OUT PSYCHE HIM!
28. ...wow I actually feel really sorry for Mr. Bad Guy sniper. (I blame the close-up of his shiny tear-shimmering eyes.) There's really amazing acting in this scene. And I love this music.
29. Aww dammit. He moved on them and they had to shoot.
30. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YES! YES! AMITA SAID YES! SHE'D ALREADY SAID YES AND THEY WERE ONLY HAVING FRUSTRATED TENSION BECAUSE THEY WERE WAITING ON PERMISSION FROM AMITA'S PARENTS!!! PHONE TAG WITH THEM FOR FOUR DAYS! AVOIDANCE OF THE ISSUE JUST BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO SPILL THE BEANS JUST YET! THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED! THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED!
OH WRITERS! FORGIVE ME FOR EVER DOUBTING YOU!
And my sister came down to see what the heck was going on because she could hear my squee of joy from upstairs with the door closed and the fan on.
I am SOOO happy right now you guys. So freaking happy. I feel so happy I...
...I could draw some fanart of the two.
Totally should do that.
BEST SEASON PREMIERE EVER!
Ahem!
"ARGH WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS ON?! WHAT HAPPENED?! WHAT HAPPENED?! AAAAAAUGH!"
Now I have no idea what the main crime plot is.
And now on to your regularly scheduled play by play spazzage and excitement:
1. WAAAAH BULLETS ARE FLYING WHAT THE HEY OH WOW THE FBI GUYS ARE DOING WELL. DUCK CHARLIE DUCK! BE CAREFUL EVERYONE PLEASE.
2. Blah blah exposition of main crime plot that brings me up to some rough semblance of speed, come on when are we gonna get Amita's answer?
3. HA HA LOL EPPS DAD CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH HIM. (Don is having physical troubles with his knife wound still? Aww poor Don.)
4. DAMMIT AMITA WHY HAVEN'T YOU SAID YES?!! SAY YES!!! WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING EACH OTHER?! STOP BEING STUPID BOTH OF YOU!! GET MARRIED!!! GET MARRIED!!! GET MARRIED YOU TWO!!! THIS IS A HORRIBLE PLOT DEVICE WRITERS!!! STOP IT NOW!!
5. Liiiiiizz.... <3<3<3<3<3 I love her coat so much. I want it. She looks so smart and snappy and dare I say hot?
6. Wow. Morbid illustration there Charlie. Hangman surprise? Sheesh.
7. Mr. Plot Driver Speaker Person is going blah blah blah again.
8. Oooooh... Bad guy sniper/assasination person is actually talking to David and taunting him. I like this. This is cool. This is a very interesting development.
8b. ...where the heck is Robin?
9. Love the pretty artistic Charlie speech framing device.
10. DAMMIT CHARLIE STOP IT! YOU'RE. BEING. STUPID! Just speak to Amita. Ask for her help. PLEASE.
11. Lulz. Loving Charlie and Colby's scene in the park.
Charlie: I need some advice plz.
Colby: *DRAMA ALERT INITIATING AVOIDANCE* No thanks.
12. Amitaaaaa... Larreeeee.... please stop letting the elephant in the room hang over you.
13. Aww... big bro Don wants to talk about the Amita drama... and little bro Charlie wants to talk about his stabbing... Okay writers, I can forgive you a little bit for the unnecessary Charlie/Amita tension on the basis of this touching brotherly scene.
14. LOL. Oh David! Oh Colby! NEVER CHANGE! NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY AND AWESOME!
15. AAAAAAAUGH OH NO THE SNIPER GUY IS THERE!
*Random noticed tidbit thinking over things during the commercial* Aww oh my gosh Charlie looked so sad and longing when he spotted Amita across the FBI room. Come on Amita how could you say no to him?! He's miserable without you!
16. Eeeeek! David please be careful while you're psyching out the bad guy. Colby please be careful standing there waiting for your opportunity to shoot.
17. Oh phew! They're okay.
18. AWWW! DON AND LIZ ARE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER WORKING TOGETHER! (Shut up, I can still love my Don/Liz even though they broke up and he's dating Robin now.)
19. Aww Charlie... he's so desperate for advice! LOL AND LARRY GUESSES IT! WAY TO GO LARRY!
20. Is it me or does Liz look really sexy with her hair down in this episode? (Totally not liking Mr. Plot Driving speaker dude. He's dull and kinda skeevy.)
21. Aww, Alan + David bonding!
22. Wilshire! I remember that street! (Holy cow are they filming some of this in front of FIDM?)
23. I hate the speaker guy. I really do.
24. EEEK! BOMBS GOING OFF IN THE TRASH CANS!
25. OMGOMGOMG CHARLIE AND AMITA ARE FINALLY SHARING BREATHING SPACE AND WORKING COOPERATIVELY TOGETHER!
(Please talk to each other about the marriage proposal?)
26. Oooh intriguing plot twist.
27. OUT PSYCHE HIM DAVID! OUT PSYCHE HIM!
28. ...wow I actually feel really sorry for Mr. Bad Guy sniper. (I blame the close-up of his shiny tear-shimmering eyes.) There's really amazing acting in this scene. And I love this music.
29. Aww dammit. He moved on them and they had to shoot.
30. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YES! YES! AMITA SAID YES! SHE'D ALREADY SAID YES AND THEY WERE ONLY HAVING FRUSTRATED TENSION BECAUSE THEY WERE WAITING ON PERMISSION FROM AMITA'S PARENTS!!! PHONE TAG WITH THEM FOR FOUR DAYS! AVOIDANCE OF THE ISSUE JUST BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO SPILL THE BEANS JUST YET! THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED! THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED!
OH WRITERS! FORGIVE ME FOR EVER DOUBTING YOU!
And my sister came down to see what the heck was going on because she could hear my squee of joy from upstairs with the door closed and the fan on.
I am SOOO happy right now you guys. So freaking happy. I feel so happy I...
...I could draw some fanart of the two.
Totally should do that.
BEST SEASON PREMIERE EVER!