I'm eating a bagel... A REAL BAGEL!!! God I missed real bagels. You know, those real montreal style bagels. Not the shit ones you buy in a grocer store, but the ones that they do in big stone ovens and baste and get the nice skin on and... yes, REAL bagels!! You people out there nodding their heads and smacking their lips know what I'm talking ( Read more... )

So at the moment I'm doing an English course. When I started, they gave me an "Activation Assignment" to prove my skills. This is what I handed in. I was meaning to continue it- which is why it ends quite suddenly- but I hate it now, and thought posting it over the big, wide web might release me from it's power. Enjoy :)

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