Ok so fair warning. This post is probably going to be long and I'm going to bounce from one topic to another so I apologize. I just wanna talk about stuff. Feel free to not read it :-D
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He makes good money (to spend on your broke ass (PLUS!))
He is good to talk to (and I say this from previous knowledge- but not since lately,... since you know- now he devotes all of his time to YOU!)
He likes you.
YOUR PARENTS like him!
I hear he can swoon girls with his tongue.
He's smart.
He doesnt bore you at dinner talking about cars and stupid boy shit.
He's ten times better then any other boyfriend you've had and is the right age for once (miss taboo dater, you!) ******************************************
I mean, mind you he is Keith and saying all above goes against Pat and my pact to break his spirit and ever so swelling ego, but I thought I'd have to bring out the good points.
Mind you, I can bring up his bad points- like hes a huge wop dego whos ass is hairier then Matt's leg (hahaha!).
I think you should start calling him "Buttercup" and see what Pat says about it.
But lets look at the good things:
He can outwit you in Star Wars Geekology
He has good movies
He has good friends
He makes good money (to spend on your broke ass (PLUS!))
He is good to talk to (and I say this from previous knowledge- but not since lately,... since you know- now he devotes all of his time to YOU!)
He likes you.
YOUR PARENTS like him!
I hear he can swoon girls with his tongue.
He's smart.
He doesnt bore you at dinner talking about cars and stupid boy shit.
He's ten times better then any other boyfriend you've had and is the right age for once (miss taboo dater, you!)
******************************************
I mean, mind you he is Keith and saying all above goes against Pat and my pact to break his spirit and ever so swelling ego, but I thought I'd have to bring out the good points.
Mind you, I can bring up his bad points- like hes a huge wop dego whos ass is hairier then Matt's leg (hahaha!).
I think you should start calling him "Buttercup" and see what Pat says about it.
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