DAMN KIDS. Glad I never had any of my own. GLAD I TELL YOU!
Beruthiel, you're forgiven. I'M ADOPTING. Yes, I'm serious. Anyone wants to be prince/princess of Osgiliath (and thus RIGHTFUL HEIR OF GONDOR), apply here. No one whose name starts with "Ar-" is eligible.
Shit! My city's still full of skaters. ... Dwarven. Skaters.
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*gets the hose*