I highly dislike dogs
.. I mean, I hate dogs. HATE. Nothing will ever change my mind about that, especially after yesterday.
Speaking of yesterday, I went to one of Gotens cooking classes. We got to make that beef stuff.. and it is GOOOD (and such a relief on my taste-buds! ^^; I was getting a little sick of noodles..).
Anyways, yesterday was Crystal's birthday-- which I wouldn't have known, hadn't I beckoned her the way I did. I mean... It's hard to tell with her when she's got a secret, because you know, she's REAL good at keeping things away from the public (and you know, she'd make a real good assasin, now that I think of it..Hmm!). But yesterday she was acting more.. uhm... cheery that usual, so naturally the big question was "What are you so happy about?"
Eventually she told me that it was her big ?? birthday (she says she's turning 21, but I'm having a hard time believing her ;P) sooo... Since I didn't have a present or anything ready, I just took her out. Yeahah, I know, I'm just SOOOO slick, aren't I? *rolls eyes* Anyways, after our little night out, I walked Crystal home and made off from there.
So as I'm walking back to my place to get ready for my late night job, and mid way there I hear some weird noises from the woods nearby. Noises like real heavy panting, and rattling bushes... I didn't think much of it UNTIL the nosies started getting closer, so I just pick up my pace a little bit. But as soon as I start doing that, I hear a loud bark, and then from behind I get PUSHED OVER, and I fall flat on my face. And while I'm trying to get myself up from the ground, I've got this huge.. DOG on my back, preventing me from even pushing myself upright, slobbering all over my back and barking...
After about 10 minutes I finally get that thing off my back, and take a good look at it. The thing that attacked me was a dog.. and this dog was HUGE-- you know those dogs you see on all those cartoons, with the medicine barrels on their necks? That was the type of dog that jumped me! And they're huge, and ugly, and heavy, and stupid, and when you try and walk away from them, they just keep following you.. Even shouting at them to leave you alone doesn't work, because they're DUMB and don't understand a word you say!
When I got home, the dog decided to just plant itself outside, barking incessantly until I was ready to leave for work. And while I was walking to work, the stupid thing followed me all the way there, knocking me down a couple times along the way.. So I don't blame some of the girls asking me why I looked like a pile of shit. Lucky me though, I didn't have to deal with the dog for a good 5 hours while I was there!
... but, after I got out of work, it just followed me back home. That thing also tried getting into my place once I got back, but after a good wrestle or two with my foot, the dog FINALLY decided its company wasn't wanted at ALL, and from what the looks of it, the dog was gone for good.
That is, until I headed out for the dojo this morning. That stupid mutt followed me all the way here! All the kids are obsessing over the thing-- even Videl and Crystal are saying how cute and cuddly it is, and saying I should keep it.
My response? HELL NO. I do NOT want a slobbery, huge, smelly and disgustingly filthy mutt in my place, tackling me every two seconds and drooling all over me. Besides, I bet the dog has an owner anyways, and I'm GOING to find him/her!
In the meantime... I'm going to see if anyone else wants to take care of this stupid dog. I know that I can't, nor do I want to.
Would any of you like to take in this dog for a bit?
Speaking of yesterday, I went to one of Gotens cooking classes. We got to make that beef stuff.. and it is GOOOD (and such a relief on my taste-buds! ^^; I was getting a little sick of noodles..).
Anyways, yesterday was Crystal's birthday-- which I wouldn't have known, hadn't I beckoned her the way I did. I mean... It's hard to tell with her when she's got a secret, because you know, she's REAL good at keeping things away from the public (and you know, she'd make a real good assasin, now that I think of it..Hmm!). But yesterday she was acting more.. uhm... cheery that usual, so naturally the big question was "What are you so happy about?"
Eventually she told me that it was her big ?? birthday (she says she's turning 21, but I'm having a hard time believing her ;P) sooo... Since I didn't have a present or anything ready, I just took her out. Yeahah, I know, I'm just SOOOO slick, aren't I? *rolls eyes* Anyways, after our little night out, I walked Crystal home and made off from there.
So as I'm walking back to my place to get ready for my late night job, and mid way there I hear some weird noises from the woods nearby. Noises like real heavy panting, and rattling bushes... I didn't think much of it UNTIL the nosies started getting closer, so I just pick up my pace a little bit. But as soon as I start doing that, I hear a loud bark, and then from behind I get PUSHED OVER, and I fall flat on my face. And while I'm trying to get myself up from the ground, I've got this huge.. DOG on my back, preventing me from even pushing myself upright, slobbering all over my back and barking...
After about 10 minutes I finally get that thing off my back, and take a good look at it. The thing that attacked me was a dog.. and this dog was HUGE-- you know those dogs you see on all those cartoons, with the medicine barrels on their necks? That was the type of dog that jumped me! And they're huge, and ugly, and heavy, and stupid, and when you try and walk away from them, they just keep following you.. Even shouting at them to leave you alone doesn't work, because they're DUMB and don't understand a word you say!
When I got home, the dog decided to just plant itself outside, barking incessantly until I was ready to leave for work. And while I was walking to work, the stupid thing followed me all the way there, knocking me down a couple times along the way.. So I don't blame some of the girls asking me why I looked like a pile of shit. Lucky me though, I didn't have to deal with the dog for a good 5 hours while I was there!
... but, after I got out of work, it just followed me back home. That thing also tried getting into my place once I got back, but after a good wrestle or two with my foot, the dog FINALLY decided its company wasn't wanted at ALL, and from what the looks of it, the dog was gone for good.
That is, until I headed out for the dojo this morning. That stupid mutt followed me all the way here! All the kids are obsessing over the thing-- even Videl and Crystal are saying how cute and cuddly it is, and saying I should keep it.
My response? HELL NO. I do NOT want a slobbery, huge, smelly and disgustingly filthy mutt in my place, tackling me every two seconds and drooling all over me. Besides, I bet the dog has an owner anyways, and I'm GOING to find him/her!
In the meantime... I'm going to see if anyone else wants to take care of this stupid dog. I know that I can't, nor do I want to.
Would any of you like to take in this dog for a bit?