[FANFIC] MASTER LIST 2008-2011
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Assassin's Creed | Bartimaeus | Cal Leandros Series | Dragon Age 2 | Hornblower | Inception | Maximum Ride | Team Fortress 2 | Temeraire | Misc.
Links might go to other places such as AO3, personal journal threads, and tumblr.
Links that go to fanfiction.net are probably old.
For my older work prior to 2007, go here.
(Or don't. Please don't.)
[oldest >> newest]
► A S S A S S I N ' S C R E E D
[2010]
Everything's Okay: (PG, gen) Reverse bleeding effect - Altair experiences his descendants' memories. If Only to Reach You: (PG, Altair/Malik) A river, a race, and a beautiful morning.
[2011]
To Run Forward and never Look Back: (NC17, Altair/Malik, modern AU) Celebrating New Years.
Just Like History (PG, High School AU, Altair/Malik implied) Desmond had always thought Shaun was a little too practical-minded for photography.
Not Like History (PG, Altair/Malik) Sequel to Just Like History. Altair and Malik are prom chaperons.For Another Day (PG, Altair/Malik) Altair catches Malik sleeping in the library.
His Mouth Painted Red (NC17, Desmond/Ezio) Kink meme fill for gags.
Maintain This Distance (PG, gen Altair&Malik) Cultural platonic gestures.
The Bird From the Window (PG, Altair/Malik) Altair chases a song.
If At First (R, Altair/Malik, late Porn Battle fic) Altair has been waiting.
If At First: Retcon (PG, Altair/Maria, pre-Altair/Malik/Maria) Malik was been waiting too long.
Meaningless (Gen) Desmond gets teased for his tacky tattoo.
The Prince's Gift (PG, gen, Altair is the best dad)It Will Pass (PG, Desmond/Lucy + others, spoilers for Brotherhood)
Untitled(PG, Altair+Kadar+Hummus, what)
An Example of of Fleeing Stylishly (Malik+Kadar+Adventures) Their first mission together is a disaster.
One Candle Wasted (PG, Altair/Malik) Malik keeps watch.
Pull Up, Pick Up (PG13, Altair/Malik, Modern AU: Altair working at McDonalds)Unpalatable (PG, Altair/Malik) Malik cooks.
Linger (PG, Altair/Malik) Drabble about Malik being affectionate.
Untitled (PG, Altair/Malik) Altair-not-really-sleeping.
Things to Look Out For (PG, Altair/Malik) Fluffy bloodplay.
The Map (PG, Malik, object POV)
Intersect (PG, Altair/Malik) Psychic mind link via the Apple.
All to See (NC17, Altair/Malik) Reverse strip-tease.
Sittin' in a Tree (PG, Altair/Malik) Stupid novice make outs.
One Foot In (+4) (PG, pre-Altair/Malik, Dragon Age AU)
Makes Perfect (NC17, Altair/Malik, Dragon Age AU)
Untitled (PG, Altair/Malik) Malik being reckless for once.
A Second Time in All History (PG, gen) Reverse Revelations trailer; Altair sees Ezio.
Any Other (PG, Altair/Malik) prompt for roses.
Tumble Dry (PG, Altair/Malik) Sort of laundry.
Tomorrow Was Not Dull (NC17, Altair/Malik, time travel and teenagers being dumb)
sight (PG, Altair/Malik, vision switching)
Backseat Driver (PG13, Altair/Malik, modern AU)
Harry Potter AU (PG, Ensemble) 2 3 4
Things to Know (PG, gen, oc!Irfan deals with Darim and Sef)
Loves Company (PG, Altair+Malik, gen)
When He Wakes (PG13, Ezio+Leo, trigger warning: [hover for trigger spoiler])
So We'll Get Take-Out (PG, Altair/Malik, bird rescue center AU)
You Know You Have to Go (PG13, Altair/Malik, Fast and Furious AU)
Null and Void (PG13, Altair/Malik, Bartimaeus crossover)
Discorsus (PG13, Altair/Malik, fighting guards and being dumb)
► B A R T I M A E U S
[2010]
All you have to do is call me: (PG, gen) Nathaniel keeps his promise.
► C A L L E A N D R O S S E R I E S
[2009]
This Would Be a Happy Ending: (PG, Robin/Ishiah) A collection of drabbles written before Deathwish.
Angels, Birds, Spirits and Other Things Meant to Fly: (PG, Robin/Tharkay) Temeraire-verse.
So Screwed, So Fucked, So Shit Outta Luck: (NC17, Robin/Ishiah) Takes place during Deathwish; Ishiah finds Robin.
[2011]
Look At Us (PG, Robin/Ishiah, Blackout compliant) "Someday I will leave you."
Too Easy to Fall(PG, Robin/Ishiah) "You're an easy person to fall in love with."
Link (Cal Leandros Series; Robin/Ishiah)
► D R A G O N A G E 2
[2011]
100 Knives(PG, a!Hawke/Anders)
when I let go of your throat-sweet throttle(PG, a!Hawke/Fenris)
Naming of Cats (+2) (PG, s!Hawke/Fenris)
► H O R N B L O W E R
[2011]
Turnips (PG, Archie/Granby) Crossover with Temeraire.
Untitled (PG, Archie/Horatio) "What would I do without you?"
Link (Temeraire/Hornblower crossover; Archie, Granby, and a baby dragon)
► I N C E P T I O N
[2010]
Drabble: (Gen, PG) Post-movie knee-jerk reaction; because I want my happy ending, gdi
The Walrus From Outer Space: (Gen, PG) A crossover with 3rd Rock From the Sun.
► M A X I M U M R I D E
[2008]
Losing Count: (PG, Iggy/Gazzy) For nathan_p's MR kink meme, and for all the times Gazzy fell for his best friend.
The Red Wire: (PG, Fang/Iggy) Boyfriend complications in the form of a bomb.
Via Mania: (PG, Omega/Nudge) Nudge has a crush. Omega has nothing.
[2009]
For Science (And Other Things) (NC17, Roland/Jeb) The usual evil Itex tomfoolery-Jeb and Roland get a taste of their own medicine in the Dream Machine.
► T E A M F O R T R E S S 2
[2009]
The Best Furlough Day Ever: (PG, gen) What to do with two boxes of condoms.
Don't Forget to Read the Post-Script: (PG, rSpy/Scout's Mom, bSpy/Sniper) What BLU Team did after the war -- the letters they sent, or didn't send, and where they are today.
Tea Time: (PG, Spy/Sniper)
The Curious Case of Sex, Denial and Love: (NC17, Sniper/Spy) Sex in all it's inconvenient glory.
My Heart's a Locked Room: (PG, Sniper OC/Spy OC) Characters belong to Azer and Rachos! Lance and Damian get locked inside the intel room.
Says Diabetes On It: (PG, Sniper/Spy) bluhbluh, fluff.
Random drabbles (PG, Spy/Sniper)
Untitled (PG, Sniper/Spy) PDA.
Crosshairs (NC17, Sniper/Sniper) For the kink meme. Consensual, mutual sniper lovin'.
College AU (PG, Sniper/Spy) For hez's birthday - probably hard to understand, as most of this AU was thought up during an MSN chat.
How Not to do the Dishes (PG, gen) The team does chores.
Cheat the Reaper (PG, gen) Engineer dies and meets Death of a certain Discworld fame.
Solider-centric porn
Soldier/Scout - Keep the First, I'll Take the Second
Soldier/Sniper - Drill Practice
Untitled(PG, Sniper/Spy) Spy gets a cold.
Bunch of Drabbles (PG, various pairings/gen)
[2010]
What You Wanted (PG, Bleu/Sniper, Cuanta Vida-verse) Red Always knew what to do.
Your Shades for my Tie (PG, Sniper/Spy) Clothes swap.
Grocery Shopping With BLU Team (PG, gen)
Bonus
That Time of Month (Spy/Engineer) From that prompt generator.
All that matters is getting this right(Spy/Sniper) A balance between work and relationships.
Slainte Mhath, Slainte Mhor(PG, gen) Soldier's boots are haunted.
Untitled 1850s fic(PG, Fu Manchu/Davy Crockett) In response to Spy/Sniper, naturally.
[2011]
Faux Pas [1] [2]: (PG, Spy/Spy) The Spies go on a perfect date.
Two Steps Back Together: (PG, Spy/Scout's Mom) Spy and Scout's Mom have some things to work out.
Marry You: (PG, Spy/Spy) Music meme drabble
Untitled (PG, Spy/Scout's Mom) Spy and Scout come home.
► T E M E R A I R E
[2008]
Fifty Reasons: (PG, Laurence/Tharkay) For the 1sentence challenge.
When Your Heart Wins: (PG, Tharkay -> Laurence/Jane) Tharkay meets Jane. Set throughout Victory of Eagles.
Worth Every Moment: (PG, Laurence/Tharkay) Written for yuletide!
All Things Considered: (PG) Ferris-centric drabbles.
[2009]
Music Meme challenge: (PG, various pairings and AUs)
A Foolish Love Story: (PG, Tharkay/Laurence, various) Temeraire has some questions.
Five Times meme:
Four Times Temeraire Embarrassed Laurence....and One Time He Didn't (PG)
Five Things Temeraire Loved About Laurence (PG)
High School AU: (PG, gen) ... yup.
Part 2.
Aviators and Sailors: (PG, gen) Some twenty-five years ago, William Laurence loses his first command to a strange little boy with a ferocious Dragon.
In Which Laurence Does Not Wish to Celebrate His Birthday (But Tharkay and Granby Won’t Let Him Not Celebrate It): (PG) For pellucere .
Crossdressing Granby and a Redwall crossover (PG, hints of Laurence/Granby/Tharkay) I don't even know.
In A Day (PG, Tharkay/Granby) For meretricula!
Band AU (PG, gen)
Part 2
Five Times Meme #2 (PG)
Five Times Tharkay Wanted to Kiss Laurence But Didn't (and The One Time He Did)
Five Ways Tharkay Tried to Seduce Laurence and Failed
Five Times #2.2 (PG)
Five Ways Granby Celebrated Even Though the Rum was Gone
Four times Iskierka told Tammy she loved her, and one time she told her she *loved* her loved her.
With False Compare (M, Tharkay/Jane, Tharkay -> Laurence)
Lights (PG, Tharkay/Granby/Laurence)
[2010]
Role-reversal AU: (PG, hints of Laurence/Granby) Lt. Laurence and Captain Granby.
Toy Story AU: Another collab with pellucere that involves baby aviators and dragon toys.
THARKAY FALLING OFF A CLIFF: (PG, gen)
As It Were: (PG, Tharkay/Laurence) Laurence is sex-swapped via a magical object.
[2011]
Tharkay Is an Assassin and That’s Pretty Much All I Have to Say (PG, crossover with Assassin's Creed)
From the Life of Elinor Mann; Forever a Lieutenant and Forever Alone (PG13, shameless OFC)
Untitled (PG, Tharkay-centric drabbles)
Telling (PG, Jane and Emily) Mothers and daughters.Untitled (PG, Laurence/Granby) What to do when your captain becomes a prince.
Untitled (PG, Emily/Demane) Fighting fair.
Just Desserts (PG, Laurence/Tharkay)
Link (Temeraire/Hornblower crossover; Archie, Granby, and a baby dragon)
► M I S C .
[2008]
Tropic Thunder: Gonna Be Me (PG, Alpa Chino/Lance Bass) Written for yuletide! Alpa comes home after filming.
[2009]
Glory: Final Song (PG, gen) Forbes and Shaw share a last drink.
Star Trek Reboot: Temeraire AU (PG, Crossover with Temeraire) Written with pellucere , heee.
Crossover Meme (PG, various of characters from every fandom)
And Another!
[2011]
Homestuck: Link (PG; John/Karkat, elevator)
Assassin's Creed | Bartimaeus | Cal Leandros Series | Dragon Age 2 | Hornblower | Inception | Maximum Ride | Team Fortress 2 | Temeraire | Misc.
Links might go to other places such as AO3, personal journal threads, and tumblr.
Links that go to fanfiction.net are probably old.
For my older work prior to 2007, go here.
(Or don't. Please don't.)
[oldest >> newest]
► A S S A S S I N ' S C R E E D
[2010]
Everything's Okay: (PG, gen) Reverse bleeding effect - Altair experiences his descendants' memories. If Only to Reach You: (PG, Altair/Malik) A river, a race, and a beautiful morning.
[2011]
To Run Forward and never Look Back: (NC17, Altair/Malik, modern AU) Celebrating New Years.
Just Like History (PG, High School AU, Altair/Malik implied) Desmond had always thought Shaun was a little too practical-minded for photography.
Not Like History (PG, Altair/Malik) Sequel to Just Like History. Altair and Malik are prom chaperons.For Another Day (PG, Altair/Malik) Altair catches Malik sleeping in the library.
His Mouth Painted Red (NC17, Desmond/Ezio) Kink meme fill for gags.
Maintain This Distance (PG, gen Altair&Malik) Cultural platonic gestures.
The Bird From the Window (PG, Altair/Malik) Altair chases a song.
If At First (R, Altair/Malik, late Porn Battle fic) Altair has been waiting.
If At First: Retcon (PG, Altair/Maria, pre-Altair/Malik/Maria) Malik was been waiting too long.
Meaningless (Gen) Desmond gets teased for his tacky tattoo.
The Prince's Gift (PG, gen, Altair is the best dad)It Will Pass (PG, Desmond/Lucy + others, spoilers for Brotherhood)
Untitled(PG, Altair+Kadar+Hummus, what)
An Example of of Fleeing Stylishly (Malik+Kadar+Adventures) Their first mission together is a disaster.
One Candle Wasted (PG, Altair/Malik) Malik keeps watch.
Pull Up, Pick Up (PG13, Altair/Malik, Modern AU: Altair working at McDonalds)Unpalatable (PG, Altair/Malik) Malik cooks.
Linger (PG, Altair/Malik) Drabble about Malik being affectionate.
Untitled (PG, Altair/Malik) Altair-not-really-sleeping.
Things to Look Out For (PG, Altair/Malik) Fluffy bloodplay.
The Map (PG, Malik, object POV)
Intersect (PG, Altair/Malik) Psychic mind link via the Apple.
All to See (NC17, Altair/Malik) Reverse strip-tease.
Sittin' in a Tree (PG, Altair/Malik) Stupid novice make outs.
One Foot In (+4) (PG, pre-Altair/Malik, Dragon Age AU)
Makes Perfect (NC17, Altair/Malik, Dragon Age AU)
Untitled (PG, Altair/Malik) Malik being reckless for once.
A Second Time in All History (PG, gen) Reverse Revelations trailer; Altair sees Ezio.
Any Other (PG, Altair/Malik) prompt for roses.
Tumble Dry (PG, Altair/Malik) Sort of laundry.
Tomorrow Was Not Dull (NC17, Altair/Malik, time travel and teenagers being dumb)
sight (PG, Altair/Malik, vision switching)
Backseat Driver (PG13, Altair/Malik, modern AU)
Harry Potter AU (PG, Ensemble) 2 3 4
Things to Know (PG, gen, oc!Irfan deals with Darim and Sef)
Loves Company (PG, Altair+Malik, gen)
When He Wakes (PG13, Ezio+Leo, trigger warning: [hover for trigger spoiler])
So We'll Get Take-Out (PG, Altair/Malik, bird rescue center AU)
You Know You Have to Go (PG13, Altair/Malik, Fast and Furious AU)
Null and Void (PG13, Altair/Malik, Bartimaeus crossover)
Discorsus (PG13, Altair/Malik, fighting guards and being dumb)
► B A R T I M A E U S
[2010]
All you have to do is call me: (PG, gen) Nathaniel keeps his promise.
► C A L L E A N D R O S S E R I E S
[2009]
This Would Be a Happy Ending: (PG, Robin/Ishiah) A collection of drabbles written before Deathwish.
Angels, Birds, Spirits and Other Things Meant to Fly: (PG, Robin/Tharkay) Temeraire-verse.
So Screwed, So Fucked, So Shit Outta Luck: (NC17, Robin/Ishiah) Takes place during Deathwish; Ishiah finds Robin.
[2011]
Look At Us (PG, Robin/Ishiah, Blackout compliant) "Someday I will leave you."
Too Easy to Fall(PG, Robin/Ishiah) "You're an easy person to fall in love with."
Link (Cal Leandros Series; Robin/Ishiah)
► D R A G O N A G E 2
[2011]
100 Knives(PG, a!Hawke/Anders)
when I let go of your throat-sweet throttle(PG, a!Hawke/Fenris)
Naming of Cats (+2) (PG, s!Hawke/Fenris)
► H O R N B L O W E R
[2011]
Turnips (PG, Archie/Granby) Crossover with Temeraire.
Untitled (PG, Archie/Horatio) "What would I do without you?"
Link (Temeraire/Hornblower crossover; Archie, Granby, and a baby dragon)
► I N C E P T I O N
[2010]
Drabble: (Gen, PG) Post-movie knee-jerk reaction; because I want my happy ending, gdi
The Walrus From Outer Space: (Gen, PG) A crossover with 3rd Rock From the Sun.
► M A X I M U M R I D E
[2008]
Losing Count: (PG, Iggy/Gazzy) For nathan_p's MR kink meme, and for all the times Gazzy fell for his best friend.
The Red Wire: (PG, Fang/Iggy) Boyfriend complications in the form of a bomb.
Via Mania: (PG, Omega/Nudge) Nudge has a crush. Omega has nothing.
[2009]
For Science (And Other Things) (NC17, Roland/Jeb) The usual evil Itex tomfoolery-Jeb and Roland get a taste of their own medicine in the Dream Machine.
► T E A M F O R T R E S S 2
[2009]
The Best Furlough Day Ever: (PG, gen) What to do with two boxes of condoms.
Don't Forget to Read the Post-Script: (PG, rSpy/Scout's Mom, bSpy/Sniper) What BLU Team did after the war -- the letters they sent, or didn't send, and where they are today.
Tea Time: (PG, Spy/Sniper)
The Curious Case of Sex, Denial and Love: (NC17, Sniper/Spy) Sex in all it's inconvenient glory.
My Heart's a Locked Room: (PG, Sniper OC/Spy OC) Characters belong to Azer and Rachos! Lance and Damian get locked inside the intel room.
Says Diabetes On It: (PG, Sniper/Spy) bluhbluh, fluff.
Random drabbles (PG, Spy/Sniper)
Untitled (PG, Sniper/Spy) PDA.
Crosshairs (NC17, Sniper/Sniper) For the kink meme. Consensual, mutual sniper lovin'.
College AU (PG, Sniper/Spy) For hez's birthday - probably hard to understand, as most of this AU was thought up during an MSN chat.
How Not to do the Dishes (PG, gen) The team does chores.
Cheat the Reaper (PG, gen) Engineer dies and meets Death of a certain Discworld fame.
Solider-centric porn
Soldier/Scout - Keep the First, I'll Take the Second
Soldier/Sniper - Drill Practice
Untitled(PG, Sniper/Spy) Spy gets a cold.
Bunch of Drabbles (PG, various pairings/gen)
[2010]
What You Wanted (PG, Bleu/Sniper, Cuanta Vida-verse) Red Always knew what to do.
Your Shades for my Tie (PG, Sniper/Spy) Clothes swap.
Grocery Shopping With BLU Team (PG, gen)
Bonus
That Time of Month (Spy/Engineer) From that prompt generator.
All that matters is getting this right(Spy/Sniper) A balance between work and relationships.
Slainte Mhath, Slainte Mhor(PG, gen) Soldier's boots are haunted.
Untitled 1850s fic(PG, Fu Manchu/Davy Crockett) In response to Spy/Sniper, naturally.
[2011]
Faux Pas [1] [2]: (PG, Spy/Spy) The Spies go on a perfect date.
Two Steps Back Together: (PG, Spy/Scout's Mom) Spy and Scout's Mom have some things to work out.
Marry You: (PG, Spy/Spy) Music meme drabble
Untitled (PG, Spy/Scout's Mom) Spy and Scout come home.
► T E M E R A I R E
[2008]
Fifty Reasons: (PG, Laurence/Tharkay) For the 1sentence challenge.
When Your Heart Wins: (PG, Tharkay -> Laurence/Jane) Tharkay meets Jane. Set throughout Victory of Eagles.
Worth Every Moment: (PG, Laurence/Tharkay) Written for yuletide!
All Things Considered: (PG) Ferris-centric drabbles.
[2009]
Music Meme challenge: (PG, various pairings and AUs)
A Foolish Love Story: (PG, Tharkay/Laurence, various) Temeraire has some questions.
Five Times meme:
Four Times Temeraire Embarrassed Laurence....and One Time He Didn't (PG)
Five Things Temeraire Loved About Laurence (PG)
High School AU: (PG, gen) ... yup.
Part 2.
Aviators and Sailors: (PG, gen) Some twenty-five years ago, William Laurence loses his first command to a strange little boy with a ferocious Dragon.
In Which Laurence Does Not Wish to Celebrate His Birthday (But Tharkay and Granby Won’t Let Him Not Celebrate It): (PG) For pellucere .
Crossdressing Granby and a Redwall crossover (PG, hints of Laurence/Granby/Tharkay) I don't even know.
In A Day (PG, Tharkay/Granby) For meretricula!
Band AU (PG, gen)
Part 2
Five Times Meme #2 (PG)
Five Times Tharkay Wanted to Kiss Laurence But Didn't (and The One Time He Did)
Five Ways Tharkay Tried to Seduce Laurence and Failed
Five Times #2.2 (PG)
Five Ways Granby Celebrated Even Though the Rum was Gone
Four times Iskierka told Tammy she loved her, and one time she told her she *loved* her loved her.
With False Compare (M, Tharkay/Jane, Tharkay -> Laurence)
Lights (PG, Tharkay/Granby/Laurence)
[2010]
Role-reversal AU: (PG, hints of Laurence/Granby) Lt. Laurence and Captain Granby.
Toy Story AU: Another collab with pellucere that involves baby aviators and dragon toys.
THARKAY FALLING OFF A CLIFF: (PG, gen)
As It Were: (PG, Tharkay/Laurence) Laurence is sex-swapped via a magical object.
[2011]
Tharkay Is an Assassin and That’s Pretty Much All I Have to Say (PG, crossover with Assassin's Creed)
From the Life of Elinor Mann; Forever a Lieutenant and Forever Alone (PG13, shameless OFC)
Untitled (PG, Tharkay-centric drabbles)
Telling (PG, Jane and Emily) Mothers and daughters.Untitled (PG, Laurence/Granby) What to do when your captain becomes a prince.
Untitled (PG, Emily/Demane) Fighting fair.
Just Desserts (PG, Laurence/Tharkay)
Link (Temeraire/Hornblower crossover; Archie, Granby, and a baby dragon)
► M I S C .
[2008]
Tropic Thunder: Gonna Be Me (PG, Alpa Chino/Lance Bass) Written for yuletide! Alpa comes home after filming.
[2009]
Glory: Final Song (PG, gen) Forbes and Shaw share a last drink.
Star Trek Reboot: Temeraire AU (PG, Crossover with Temeraire) Written with pellucere , heee.
Crossover Meme (PG, various of characters from every fandom)
And Another!
[2011]
Homestuck: Link (PG; John/Karkat, elevator)