tanyagivesrimjobs
Last night was UH-mazing. First off, I passed my instrument EOC in the morning [way too early in the morning--8 AM-1 PM] so I'm basically an instrument pilot now. I'm getting my temp license tomorrow at noon. After work we decided to play the 300 movie drinking game. Holy shit I was not prepared for THAT much hotness. They tried to make me drink everytime I saw a hot guy and I told them to fuck right off. Well... I don't know HOW it came up exactly... I think I was giving Keith shit about what a homo he is and Nate just pipes up with an "I can't keep this a secret any longer." We all think he's about to come out of the closet, but no, his next words are "We have this Fantasy Football League at the casino. There's 10 of us guys involved in it and I know it's going to come out eventually... I'm pretty sure Little John's team name is Tanya gives rim jobs."
Laughter roared through the apartment. Keith about pissed his pants standing in the kitchen. Nate said it was like all one word "tanyagivesrimjobs" so you have to say it fast. I was nearly in tears... and I couldn't stop giggling about it the rest of the night. Zach went out to smoke and walked back in giggling about tanyagivesrimjobs and saying he's going to shake John's hand for that genius. I kept askin "why? Why me? I like... never talk to John. Barely know the guy. Why?" Everyone assured me it's because I'm a bitch. Keith took the opportunity to bring up that people think I'm more of a bitch than they do that Keith is gay. He said "At least there's no team called Keith is a fanny bandit." We were all rolling... but I think Zach almost died at that comment. He was so red. And assured us that he's not going to call Keith by anything other than "fanny bandit" from now on.
Awesome.
Laughter roared through the apartment. Keith about pissed his pants standing in the kitchen. Nate said it was like all one word "tanyagivesrimjobs" so you have to say it fast. I was nearly in tears... and I couldn't stop giggling about it the rest of the night. Zach went out to smoke and walked back in giggling about tanyagivesrimjobs and saying he's going to shake John's hand for that genius. I kept askin "why? Why me? I like... never talk to John. Barely know the guy. Why?" Everyone assured me it's because I'm a bitch. Keith took the opportunity to bring up that people think I'm more of a bitch than they do that Keith is gay. He said "At least there's no team called Keith is a fanny bandit." We were all rolling... but I think Zach almost died at that comment. He was so red. And assured us that he's not going to call Keith by anything other than "fanny bandit" from now on.
Awesome.