001 [audio]

[tanvirus]

[So he's confused. Because this? This is clearly not the bar he was just in. The confusion is clearly evident in his voice. There might be a touch of annoyance, too.]

Hey, look, I dunno if you're out there, but if you're there, Christa, want to explain to me what's going on? If this is somebody's idea of a joke, it's a piss-poor one. For--

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[ntjstapwn]

No, I'm pretty sure this is somebody's idea of a joke.

[tanvirus]

Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure it's--

Wait.

Who the hell is this?!

[ntjstapwn]

Marco. One of your fellow passengers on the M.S. Elegante

[tanvirus]

M.S.? You mean, like a ship?

Funny, I don't remember being wasted...

[ntjstapwn]

Yep.

The explination is a bit more complicated than that...and makes much less sense.

*He sighs*

You've been brought here from your world by Captain Redd and can't leave. This place is crazy but you get used to it.

[tanvirus]

Captain Redd. From my world.

--Ow. [Yes, he just pinched himself]

Crazy. No fucking kidding.

[ntjstapwn]

Go look around a bit and you'll see.

[tanvirus]

Yeah, think I'll--hang on, keycard--think I'll do that. Thanks.

[oh, right]

Tanvir, by the way.

[ntjstapwn]

Marco. Nice to meet you.