001 [audio]
[So he's confused. Because this? This is clearly not the bar he was just in. The confusion is clearly evident in his voice. There might be a touch of annoyance, too.]
Hey, look, I dunno if you're out there, but if you're there, Christa, want to explain to me what's going on? If this is somebody's idea of a joke, it's a piss-poor one. For--for the record.
[A clatter, and the sound of button mashings]
Shit, this. This is weird. How do I eve--
[Audio shuts off.
Silence.
Then it cuts back on]
Oh, hey. So that's how you work.
Hey, look, I dunno if you're out there, but if you're there, Christa, want to explain to me what's going on? If this is somebody's idea of a joke, it's a piss-poor one. For--for the record.
[A clatter, and the sound of button mashings]
Shit, this. This is weird. How do I eve--
[Audio shuts off.
Silence.
Then it cuts back on]
Oh, hey. So that's how you work.