Signs that I'm acclimatising to Living in Melbourne
Year 1: "Ooh look there are lorikeets in our plum & fig trees, must take photos of these exotic birds";
Year 2: "Oh shit, the lorikeets are back in the plum & fig trees". Goes out and waves like a loony shouting "Clear off out of my plum and fig trees you bunch of thieving sods"
Year 3: Wonders if air rifles are legal in Victoria
Year 2: "Oh shit, the lorikeets are back in the plum & fig trees". Goes out and waves like a loony shouting "Clear off out of my plum and fig trees you bunch of thieving sods"
Year 3: Wonders if air rifles are legal in Victoria