Im sick
Well it’s been a long time since I posted anything. So long that my image server no longer seems to work. Anyways, I’m just sitting at work, waiting for prince charming to walk through the door and take me away from all of my troubles. LAUGH.
Anyways still in school if anybody cares. However looking for a new job. If anyone needs a computer tech, or graphic designer please reply.
Doing yet another photo shoot soon. This time it’s with one of the hottest men I've met in my life. Unfortunately he's straight! No matter I guess I can blame him having to get naked on some sort of artistic level. I won't be posting them, but I can tell you now they will be exquisite. So if anyone is interested in purchasing artistic photos for print advertising or just eye candy please respond & I will send you samples. Preliminary shots indicate at least to me that he can model for AF even GQ. Well see I suppose. I sure as hell won't be telling him that of course. First time model being told he's gorgeous. That would be the biggest ego trip someone could have. I suppose I should just be professional and not talk about it, however like I said before the preliminary shots speak for themselves and I couldn't dream of anyone not looking at these photo's and thinking he's not all that and a bag a chips.
On a more personal reference (for my future reference):
In November Savina left Laurens apartment owing her money etc. to move back in with her money. So seeing as I think that was irresponsible I've been spending an exuberant and exhausting amount of time with Lauren who has become both my best friend and worst enemy. (SHES HOT!) All the boys seem to fall under a spell she unwillingly casts and I am left alone on the other couch forced to watch their lovey dovey bullshit. Of course if I had a boyfriend it would be all-good. However in this case it just ticks me off. Seeing as since I'm gay I would have to be courteous and refrain from physical activity until out of the line of sight of the breeders. I guess its one of those double standards. Damn I really hate those things.
Other than that I suppose my parents starting to drink isn’t helping any. Fortunately I am never there anymore so I don't have to be around them or get blamed for crap being knocked over.
I got a new phone for Christmas from my mother, even though it’s far from Christmas.
On another note even more personal than the last, a dirty man is suing me for a quite large amount of money, of which I do not have over an accident that happened over two years ago. Strange I don’t think I ever thought I'd have to deal with something such as this. Especially this early in life. No matter I have no money but possess a passport, and have always wanted to do some traveling. J/K. No I don't run from stuff like that. Mostly cause stuff like that blows over, due to unavoidable "accidents" that happen. LOL again with the jokes, I'm a freaking comedian now. No but really I know now that I put this up it will inevitably come up in some future court setting. Oh well. I guess I should also say that I DID NOT DO IT! What a loser. Breaks his arm in the accident and wants to sue me for... More than my $50,000 policy will cover. If he does win this lawsuit I'm suing him right back for mental distress as well as left of funds. It sounds shaky but if he can do it, I don't see why I can't.
Just out of Observation:
I've added to my list of vulgar accessories (what do you think? NOTE: I really don’t care what you think, unless of course you agree with me.)
1. Portable CD Players
2. Children (That’s just a little joke)
3. Miniature Dream catchers attached to the rear view mirror inside of cars (For the narcoleptic on the go)
4. Using a Lanyard for anything other than a nametag supposed to be worn around the neck.
5. Pagers coupled with a cell phone
6. Keeping the brown bag over liquor bottles when not in public (come on people if you drink & hide it, that means your an alcoholic)
7. Cool water Cologne (just a personal thing)
8. Book bags that have wheels and even worse a handle for dragging.
Well that’s it for today. It's funny because I just came up with all that at work, all from people walking around me. Then again some people hate that I care a bottle of water around with me. Which to me is totally legitimate because the people that surround my daily life are weird. The kind of weird you only get from something being put in the water. So whatever these people got, I don’t want to catch.
Finally its news that the Johnson’s have invited me to Kentucky for this summer break. Normally I would never dream of entering a redneck, hillbilly state such as this, however because my dearest Auti is currently residing there, I feel I can put Kentucky’s backwards views on hold. By the way I mean no offence to any backwards redneck hillbillies reading this, however seeing at is my journal and my views I don’t feel bad about saying it. Not that the unsophisticated uncultured rural mentality is bad, I however just think… well I wouldn’t wish that kind of company on my worst enemy. No matter how much I try, I just cant seem to learn how to get along with dullards who want to string me up for kissing a boy.
Speaking of which, how’ bout that Bush. I remember a short-lived comedy on comedy central called “That’s my Bush” it of course was cancelled shortly after 9/11 (unfairly). Yet I feel it was an important thing to write about as I might one day in the future forget that it happened. I’ve been on a real kick lately trying to preserve the now for later reflection. Vie taken to putting in a dollar bill in every textbook I have for the year that I used it. Along with that I have a Pepsi label from the plastic bottles, a movie ticket, and the prices for such common items as gas, cigarettes, milk etc. So when I'm old and decrepit ill be able to reminisce about the past as well as use the dollars for spare cash seeing as prices inevitably go up. So it’s a win situation.
Oh ya, Just in case I forget: I LOVE GUYS!
Anyways still in school if anybody cares. However looking for a new job. If anyone needs a computer tech, or graphic designer please reply.
Doing yet another photo shoot soon. This time it’s with one of the hottest men I've met in my life. Unfortunately he's straight! No matter I guess I can blame him having to get naked on some sort of artistic level. I won't be posting them, but I can tell you now they will be exquisite. So if anyone is interested in purchasing artistic photos for print advertising or just eye candy please respond & I will send you samples. Preliminary shots indicate at least to me that he can model for AF even GQ. Well see I suppose. I sure as hell won't be telling him that of course. First time model being told he's gorgeous. That would be the biggest ego trip someone could have. I suppose I should just be professional and not talk about it, however like I said before the preliminary shots speak for themselves and I couldn't dream of anyone not looking at these photo's and thinking he's not all that and a bag a chips.
On a more personal reference (for my future reference):
In November Savina left Laurens apartment owing her money etc. to move back in with her money. So seeing as I think that was irresponsible I've been spending an exuberant and exhausting amount of time with Lauren who has become both my best friend and worst enemy. (SHES HOT!) All the boys seem to fall under a spell she unwillingly casts and I am left alone on the other couch forced to watch their lovey dovey bullshit. Of course if I had a boyfriend it would be all-good. However in this case it just ticks me off. Seeing as since I'm gay I would have to be courteous and refrain from physical activity until out of the line of sight of the breeders. I guess its one of those double standards. Damn I really hate those things.
Other than that I suppose my parents starting to drink isn’t helping any. Fortunately I am never there anymore so I don't have to be around them or get blamed for crap being knocked over.
I got a new phone for Christmas from my mother, even though it’s far from Christmas.
On another note even more personal than the last, a dirty man is suing me for a quite large amount of money, of which I do not have over an accident that happened over two years ago. Strange I don’t think I ever thought I'd have to deal with something such as this. Especially this early in life. No matter I have no money but possess a passport, and have always wanted to do some traveling. J/K. No I don't run from stuff like that. Mostly cause stuff like that blows over, due to unavoidable "accidents" that happen. LOL again with the jokes, I'm a freaking comedian now. No but really I know now that I put this up it will inevitably come up in some future court setting. Oh well. I guess I should also say that I DID NOT DO IT! What a loser. Breaks his arm in the accident and wants to sue me for... More than my $50,000 policy will cover. If he does win this lawsuit I'm suing him right back for mental distress as well as left of funds. It sounds shaky but if he can do it, I don't see why I can't.
Just out of Observation:
I've added to my list of vulgar accessories (what do you think? NOTE: I really don’t care what you think, unless of course you agree with me.)
1. Portable CD Players
2. Children (That’s just a little joke)
3. Miniature Dream catchers attached to the rear view mirror inside of cars (For the narcoleptic on the go)
4. Using a Lanyard for anything other than a nametag supposed to be worn around the neck.
5. Pagers coupled with a cell phone
6. Keeping the brown bag over liquor bottles when not in public (come on people if you drink & hide it, that means your an alcoholic)
7. Cool water Cologne (just a personal thing)
8. Book bags that have wheels and even worse a handle for dragging.
Well that’s it for today. It's funny because I just came up with all that at work, all from people walking around me. Then again some people hate that I care a bottle of water around with me. Which to me is totally legitimate because the people that surround my daily life are weird. The kind of weird you only get from something being put in the water. So whatever these people got, I don’t want to catch.
Finally its news that the Johnson’s have invited me to Kentucky for this summer break. Normally I would never dream of entering a redneck, hillbilly state such as this, however because my dearest Auti is currently residing there, I feel I can put Kentucky’s backwards views on hold. By the way I mean no offence to any backwards redneck hillbillies reading this, however seeing at is my journal and my views I don’t feel bad about saying it. Not that the unsophisticated uncultured rural mentality is bad, I however just think… well I wouldn’t wish that kind of company on my worst enemy. No matter how much I try, I just cant seem to learn how to get along with dullards who want to string me up for kissing a boy.
Speaking of which, how’ bout that Bush. I remember a short-lived comedy on comedy central called “That’s my Bush” it of course was cancelled shortly after 9/11 (unfairly). Yet I feel it was an important thing to write about as I might one day in the future forget that it happened. I’ve been on a real kick lately trying to preserve the now for later reflection. Vie taken to putting in a dollar bill in every textbook I have for the year that I used it. Along with that I have a Pepsi label from the plastic bottles, a movie ticket, and the prices for such common items as gas, cigarettes, milk etc. So when I'm old and decrepit ill be able to reminisce about the past as well as use the dollars for spare cash seeing as prices inevitably go up. So it’s a win situation.
Oh ya, Just in case I forget: I LOVE GUYS!