odd lessons in beer and driving and snow

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So I had to go to work yesterday. I called in cuz i didnt want to drive anywhere. But Josh was like "come get me" So I picked him up, drove from the East Side to my parents house to grab my laundry. Back to Ankeny. We hung out, for a while, he played poker I watched tv for a bit. Sex. the works. KFC. i dunno. He got a call from his friend that he wanted him to come drink. And I was bored so I kept saying we should go. And finally we did. Big mistake. Josh is an asshole when hes drunk (forgot about that in the planning stages) and it didnt help that he gets pissed off easily. We i was half drunk at 1 am and hes about to get into a fight and i go defrost my car to take him home. We'll we're arguing drunkenly on the interstate. I get to his house and he lays down the law that I'm staying there and not driving back. Well there was no where to park so I parked at the Gas Station. Three houses down. Forgot my cell, tromped back through the snow. Only to argue more. But he pointed out that my socks, sneakers and pants were soaked and i was freezing so i stayed put. Then my phone rang, I answered it and he through another fit and i got off it after saying hello. But I did eventually pass out. I kept waking up and asking him if he was pissed at me. I finally got up put my pants on at like 9ish and walk to my car and pull it over(there was room to park now) When I was back in his house Josh was up and sitting in the living room. So I ran back to his room for my gloves. I stayed put a while. They started smoking weed. I took a hit. Chilled for a while longer. WAtched court Tv. Got lost trying to come back home. And here i am eating pringles for breakfast.

wierd lesson huh?