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Nov 09, 2005 23:09

Halloween, is not a holiday I look forward to. Mainly, when I was a youngster it was my one night to find the costume that required the most make up. The only time I wasn’t a sissy for being different than others.
These days I almost want to stay at home and watch a movie when the spooky time is near. Hello! My weekends always leave me in a stupor, covered in raver scabies and that thin eyeliner that always appears after a night of sleep.
In plain english, Halloween is a night when many people pick something they are not, and make some sort of attempt to become that what they wish to be.

“.... what the fuck you think this is a costume? It’s a way of life!” Return of the Living Dead

Resonantly, through hear say ofcorse, I have found the best way to keep your “T’” in the clear is by accusing another of the same crime. Logic would say your expressed concern on a matter would validate your opinion on the subject. Pretty dickey if you ask me.

In the future save your breath and energy for a more worth while effort, like having it sewn shut. All shit talkers prove is how worthless and ignorant their own excellence is.
On the other hand tis a small price to pay for another humans happiness.

THe best part is more than likely, wait, never do these individuals actually know anything about myself or my life. OK if you must at least do me the honor of taking some time to be creative about your bullshit. I mean come on, calling out crack-head is so cool. Not to mention that a “CRACK-HEAD” would be someone who smoke or freebases Cocaine.

Oh yes that Meth problem we have not only in Oregon, Portland, and also continues to increasingly pelage our own community. These we call the tweaker people. In search of ending this epidemic we voice our best assuming call to them... TWEAKER! (as if they chopped and snorted that shit with them) It’s nice to be made aware of the 30 + years rewind we as people have made by calling those that MAY seam different from others by an assumed generalized name.

For example the use of the word Nigger. While it may be said by some, that there’s one in every race. This term is not used because of it’s historical meaning. It’s just not auk.

ALthough I’m no saint, I do not condone the use of anything that may cause addiction and or lead to death.
The data below gives an idea of what people most suddenly lose their lives to

Annual Causes of Death in the United States - http://www.drugwarfacts.org/causes.htm

Tobacco 435,0001
Poor Diet and Physical Inactivity 365,0001
Alcohol 85,000 1
Microbial Agents 75,0001
Toxic Agents 55,0001
Motor Vehicle Crashes 26,3471
Adverse Reactions to Prescription Drugs 32,0002
Suicide 30,6223
Incidents Involving Firearms 29,0001
Homicide 20,3084
Sexual Behaviors 20,0001
All Illicit Drug Use, Direct and Indirect 17,0001, 5
Non-Steroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drugs Such As Aspirin 7,6006
Marijuana 07

Just a thought, looks to me that our friend Jackie is more likely to be six feet under before our over sexed generation of twinks, although with the information she jotted in a post to me I’m assuming the alzimers from burning tin foil will kick in first. Now I know why it takes here so long to paint an eye.

THe moral of this read is: Everybody got dirt, sweep it, don’t spit on it.
oh and the second goes without saying. For heaths sake... don’t fuck with a de Valmont!

Honesty is ALWAYS the BEST (period),
Dr. Chance de Valmont
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